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Waylan Webb

Jingle Guy

Offering jingles that won't make you cringe, plus a full suite of music production services. To learn more and hear samples of my music, visit jingleguy.com

Musician and Producer

Lovesong.blog

• Lovesong.blog is a self-improvement website for screwed up people (like me). 
• Harnessing the power of AI for visual content, I discuss topics such as love, work and productivity, mental health, travel, and more. 
• The blog also features poetry, short stories, and music. 
• In weekly journal posts, I chronicle my experiences in therapy. 
• At lovesong.blog, my mission is to help people find harmony in a chaotic world.

Writer/Owner

Starry View Books

In 2022 I published my first book. Description below. 

Title: Love Songs and Suicide

Subtitle: A Travel Memoir, 
Romance, and Tragic
Musical Comedy



It’s the Book with a Soundtrack Link Included!

After losing his day job as an editor, songwriter Robert Horton accepts a minimum-wage security position at a rural hospital. There, he faces off with volatile psych patients and occasionally questions his own sanity. He also meets and befriends Amelia, the beautiful and nomadic nurse who inspires him to travel, write new music, and exacerbates his alcoholism.

Horton later embarks on three cross-country road trips, traversing the Oregon Coast, seventeen other states, and New Orleans. On his “Bipolar Express” tour of the American Southwest, he visits five national parks in six days, navigates a flash flood, and often daydreams about Amelia.

Despite its heavy title, Love Songs and Suicide features hilarious anecdotes in nearly every chapter. Horton reports on his observations as a security guard, detailing his interactions with a motley crew of meth heads and certifiable lunatics. He recounts vomiting on the actress Sigourney Weaver's mother. Other stories involve a deaf ex-professional breakdancer from the Philippines, “The Worst Wingman Ever,” and a double-dog dare at the Grand Canyon.

Told with the kind of honesty that will make readers cringe in both horror and delight, Horton delivers poignant reflections on depression, anxiety, and grief. The book is also a heartfelt love letter, dedicated to heroic healthcare workers everywhere. It contains four parts.

1. Hangovers Upon Hangovers
2. The Security Section
3. Travels, Tribulations, and a Plague
4. Hang Gliding Naked in the Himalayas

You're welcome to come along for the ride. And unless you're on a plane or out in public, pants are optional. Access to the book’s soundtrack is included with your purchase (details inside).

Author

(Name Omitted) 

• As a day job, I extinguish "dumpster fire" essays for undergrads. 
• Proficient in delivering precise grammatical and mechanical feedback. 
• Expert in providing comprehensive structural essay reviews, offering insightful feedback on organization, clarity, and coherence.
• With over 5,000 students served, ranked as one of the top writing tutors at (name omitted), a popular e-tutoring company.

Writing Coach and Tutor

Self

• Skilled freelance editor proficient in handling short- and long-form editing assignments adhering to Chicago, APA, and AP guidelines.
• Primary copywriter for a marketing firm called Local Splash from 2012 to 2017, instrumental in helping launch their successful custom website division.
• Other areas of expertise include social media, blogging, and proofreading.

Freelance Writer and Editor

Hi, my name is Ross.

I'm a contract killer who slays his victims with words (and music).

In a good way, of course. 

Last year I published my first book—Love Songs and Suicide: A Travel Memoir, Romance, and Tragic Musical Comedy. 

It's the book with a soundtrack!

Since 2020 I've worked  primarily as an academic editor and writing coach. 

As a copywriter, although I’ve helped thousands of businesses succeed online, including some major corporations and franchise owners, I never quite reached my potential due to mental health issues.

But I’m totally stable now, engaged in therapy, and eager to showcase my skills as an assassin (with words and music).

I work with founders, brands, and authors. 

Some fields/topics that activate my neurodivergent superpowers include:

- Books (fiction and nonfiction)
- Mental Health
- Entertainment
- Humor
- Music
- Travel
- AI

Of course the list could go on. 

If you hate mediocrity and have a sense of humor, we'll probably get along just fine. 

The "Featured" section of this profile contains links to some of my recent projects and obsessions. 

Leave me a message if you feel like chatting about:

- A writing or editing job
- A jingle for your business
- Ghostwriting for your personal brand
 - A website copy overhaul (or anything at all). 

Thanks for stopping by and have a harmonious day.

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