Billion $ Story

Founder

SPRYNT

Sold workshops led by professionals from Amazon, IBM and Google to corporate clients and startups.

Co-Founder

June Fund

$100M VC firm headed by Google's Chief Business Officer Philipp Schindler

Principal

Heilemann Ventures

Investment Team

iZettle

Operations & Business Development

Deloitte

Made pretty slide decks and spreadsheets very few people ever looked at.

Consulting

I help startup founders raise $1-10 million from VCs with a Billion $ Story | ex-VC at $100M firm by Google board member

Fundraising can be brutal.

After talking to 4,000+ founders over the last 10 years,

I’ve discovered three core problems most of them face (and how to solve them):

1/ You can’t book enough investor meetings
2/ Investors don’t see the potential of your business
3/ They pass on you with bullsh*t feedback or ghost you

Each of them alone could end your run.

If these sound familiar it’s likely because you’ve taken fundraising advice from the wrong people.

And that has resulted in an absolute grind of a fundraise.

Something you don’t care to repeat.

I get it because I’ve been there.

And it’s not your fault.

The internet is a noisy place, and those with no experience often speak the loudest.

Why should you listen to me then?

Because I’ve experienced fundraising from all angles:

→ I was a VC
→ I’ve raised money myself
→ I’ve helped 100+ founders raise $1-10 million rounds

And I can tell you why it’s been a grind for you…

Because venture capital isn’t like most markets.

It’s top-heavy.

It’s feast or famine.

I was a VC for a $100M firm led by one of the most powerful men in tech

…and I’ve seen the reality:

A few outliers get more money than they could ever spend. The rest fight for table scraps.

Because VCs only look for one thing:

Future billion $ companies.

Outliers.

They want founders who can bend reality to their will.

Ordinary pitch advice, generic deck templates, and cookie-cutter narratives won’t cut it.

If you follow the ordinary path, will that make you look extraordinary?

Never.

You’ll drown in a sea of sameness with 90% of pitches.

To create something unique you need an intense approach.

That’s why my help is tailor-made for founders:

1/ I’ll show you how to get 80-100 warm investor connections and book meetings

2/ Together we’ll craft your unique Billion $ Story that will make investors chase you

3/ You’ll learn how to apply my tactics and investor psychology to create conviction and FOMO and close your round

Does it work?

Here’s what my client Frank Gu - currently building his second billion $ business - says:

"Uli is an amazing storyteller, period.

If you're anything like me and tend to overthink things with that extra critical and logical voice in your head, do yourself a favor and book a session with Uli immediately.

He will make your story shine, you won't regret it!"

Interested?

Just DM me “billion$story” and let’s have a chat

Uli Kuenzel

Jose Gonzalez

Founder, Startup Developer

Zon Consulting, LLC

Developing Family Office in real time for my fundraising projects in 2024
-Inquisitive Real Estate Investor, Capital markets
-NLP in training
-Asset Acquisitions & Disposition Researcher
-Asset Management for high net worth clients

Founder, CEO, Trained Fundraising Expert

Matrix 2012 Ventures Inc

Would improving the visibility of a web site or a web page in search engines via the &quot;natural&quot; or un-paid (&quot;organic&quot; or &quot;algorithmic&quot;).There were times that I would work  with Real Estate Capital Markets focuses on debt and equity secondary markets linked to real estate assets, Social media uses web-based technologies to turn communication into interactive dialogues

Real Estate Entrepreneur Investor

Matrix2012 Ventures, Inc.

Working on my crowdfunding platform to raise my startup capital for my high-tech growth.

Investor

Matrix2012 Ventures, LLC

Data entered data into computer system, assist in research for potential client information, and assisted with computer support. As the Fundraiser

Texas Guaranteed Student Loan Corp

processed loan applications from prospective or current college students for their educational needs.

Loan processor

Sahadi Imported Foods

Processed data entry for customer surveys

Data Entry Processor

Texas Guararteed Student Loan

Process Student Loan Applications.: Prioritizing What Counts helps students think about the differences between things that are fundamental necessities as opposed to desires or preferences, and how these things can vary across time and context.
*Managing Credit: Priorities and Pitfalls covers the ways credit affects many parts of your life, what you need to know about your credit report and credit score, and some standard guidelines for keeping your credit in good shape, including how to avoid identity theft.
*Solving Debt Problems: Strategies and Solutions shows some of the steps borrowers may choose to take to get out of financial trouble. The module specifically discusses using a cash flow analysis and a balance sheet, symptoms and causes of debt problems, and how to be a smart consumer of professional credit and financial counseling services.
*Saving and Investing: Risks and Returns provides an overview of how money can grow over time. The module discusses yield, risk, diversification, and other fundamental concepts as they apply to understanding and selecting savings and investment vehicles.

Loan Processor

At Trained Fundraising Expert, leveraging over two decades of entrepreneurial acumen, I've honed a strategic approach to asset management and real estate investment, ensuring high net worth clients receive tailored, impactful guidance. Our organization's focus on developing family offices caters to the nuanced needs of sophisticated investors, utilizing in-depth market insights and innovative approaches like Natural Language Processing (NLP) to enhance decision-making and client communication.

The journey from a real estate entrepreneur to the helm of a specialized fundraising enterprise has been marked by a commitment to driving growth and fostering meaningful connections. My expertise encompasses not only the intricacies of asset acquisitions but also the deployment of social networking strategies to amplify our reach and influence in the real estate capital markets. This expertise, coupled with executive management skills, ensures that we remain at the forefront of the industry, continually adapting to its dynamic landscape.

Founder, CEO, Future Accelerator

Developing Angel Investors Social networking in real time for my super-startup endeavors.
-Inquisitive Real Estate Investor, Capital markets
-NLP in training
-Asset Acquisitions & Disposition Researcher

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