Penfriend

Penfriend is the best goddamn AI content generation tool out there. Built from my last 10 years of content advising that's resulted in $30.6m in revenue for clients from organic traffic.

We're building Penfriend to be the toolbox for your content team to win in 2024.

Co-Founder and CMO

The Penny Drop

Head Writer

fivethreeoh

Creating SEO sprints to take your SaaS's content team to the first page. Turning 12 months of SEO into 12 weeks.

Founder

Explor Digital

GrowthMinds

Head of SEO

Content Hacker and SEO Strategist at GrowthMinds

Growth Hacker

Walsh - Structural and Civil Engineers

4D visualisation

⚡£23M revenue from Organic Growth for SaaS with Content Marketing Sprints | Storytelling, SEO and Content Marketing ⚡️

Your AI content sucks.
Your competitors' AI content sucks.
Everyone's AI content sucks.

And you know what's worse? You're all paying through the nose for it.

While you're sitting there wrestling with prompts like a cat trying to open a doorknob, we've built something that actually works. Because unlike every other "revolutionary AI tool" (looking at you, [REDACTED]), we know it takes more than 10 prompts and a prayer to write content that doesn't sound like it was outsourced to a drunk toddler.

We use 450+ prompts. Overkill? Maybe. But at least our stuff doesn't read like it was written by an AI having an existential crisis.

Some receipts for the skeptics:
↳ Slapped 400 blogs on our site = 10x traffic in 3 months
↳ Halved content budgets while 5x-ing output (yeah, your Content Manager's been lying about costs)
↳ Helped tiny startups pimp-slap Fortune 500s right off page 1

After a decade watching the B2B content circus, I've seen every "game-changing" tool and "revolutionary" AI writer. Most of them belong in the same trash bin as your last strategic plan.

Here's the uncomfortable truth: Your investors aren't buying your "we're playing the long game" BS anymore. They want to see organic traction, and your three LinkedIn posts from 2023 aren't cutting it.

You need Penfriend.ai if:
✓ Your competitors are living rent-free at the top of Google while you're still "building awareness"
✓ VCs are ghosting you because your "organic presence" looks like a digital ghost town
✓ You're burning cash on content that reads like it was plagiarized from a terms of service agreement
✓ You're ready to stop being the industry's wallflower and start being its problem child

Sound familiar? Then you're exactly who we're looking for.

The hard truth? You suck at AI. But it's not your fault. You've been sold a lie by companies who think "AI writing" means letting GPT go wild after a two-prompt foreplay.

We fixed it. Because someone had to.

DM me "PAGE ONE" and I'll show you how we're helping companies terrorize their competition online.

P.S. If you're happy with generic, soulless AI content that sounds like everyone else's, this probably isn't for you. And that's okay. Someone has to keep the internet boring.

Tim Hanson

Thinkbait

Founder | Thinkbait

Vampire Digital

Founder | Authority Marketing & Content Expert

Pinnacle VA

Founder | Remote business support manager

self-employed

Public Service Interpreter for Bristol City Council.

Freelance translator.

Hungarian Translator | Public Service Interpreter

Airbus

Covered various roles throughout my career at Airbus, such as Archivist, Administrator, Secretary / Executive Assistant, Skills & Competence Manager for Materials & Processes Centre of Excellence, & Communications Manager for the Landing Gear department.

Communications Manager | Executive Assistant | Skills & Competence Manager |

iPSL (Intelligent Processing Solutions Limited)

Bank administrator

Kunnsag Media Kht.

Youth programme, News Editorial & Presenting on live TV & Radio

Writer/Journalist for Korosi Lap - regional weekly newspaper.

Journalist, News/Programme Editor & Presenter

Content to die for | Sophisticated copywriting & LinkedIn growth services for Founders & Entrepreneurs | LinkedIn Strategy for personal & business brands | Not a pain in the neck | Founder @ Vampire Digital

For thinkers, for seekers, for anyone feeling the tension of being human in an over-automated world. For those who are tired of noise, shortcuts, and of being spoon-fed content that demands nothing of them…

If you are tired of all the clickbait.
I offer you Thinkbait.

Beyond better content, Thinkbait is a rebellion, a call to think deeper, write truer, and create with intention at a time when speed is worshipped above substance. It’s my answer to a cultural moment that prizes automation over imagination, and optimisation over originality.

Creating the Thinkbait way means choosing depth over dopamine. It means writing that stays with your reader long after they scroll further, and language that refuses to flatten itself for the algorithm.

My work explores what it means to stay human in a system increasingly built to replace human nuance. I write about the philosophical implications of AI, the erosion of creative integrity, and the slow extinction of thought in an age obsessed with efficiency.

I am a Human Intelligence Defender and AI Commentator, speaking on the future of creativity, the ethics of automation, and the irreplaceable intelligence of the human mind.

With over seven years of experience working with global SaaS, B2B, and tech founders, from Harvard and MIT researchers to reality TV personalities, I’ve helped leaders build audiences that think, feel, and follow. My agency, Vampire Digital, is positioned as a deliberate resistance to the AI-content flood: a home for human writing that converts through connection.

Before founding Vampire Digital, I spent twelve years in corporate communications and began my career as a journalist, writing investigative pieces and cultural commentary that demanded rigour, and truth-telling — qualities that now underpin every story my team and I craft for clients.

If you’re seeking a keynote speaker, AI ethics panellist, or media voice who can translate the human condition into intelligent conversation, I’d love to collaborate. As a champion of human thought and creativity, I’m not afraid of voicing my stance, even if that means going against the grain.

And if you’re a founder, investor, or thought leader ready to break out of the content hamster wheel and create something extraordinary, my team and I can help you:

❗️ Command attention in your industry 
❗️ Attract high-value clients while you focus on your business 
❗️ Position yourself as the undisputed authority in your field

Let’s build something that outlives the algorithm. 

👉🏼 https://calendly.com/chat-vampiredigital/20-min-vampire-consult

Zsike Peter 🧛🏻‍♀️

I never understood why getting these right is so hard for you native English speakers, so here you go. 

Just ask the Hungarian with English as her third language. 

If I sound like a snob, I may have earned it. 😘😂

Signed,
The Hungarian who speaks better English than your autocorrect.


📌 Edited to add: the dyslexic amongst you are naturally excused for this abhorrent behaviour.

While I do take my grammar seriously, this fun Sunday post was done in jest - not with the intention of hurting anyone's feelings whose grammar may not always be impeccable. I'm not without fault, that's for sure.

Zsike Peter 🧠

Somewhere between Leeds and Sheffield, I left one of 10 special copies of Thinkbait on a train.

Signed, sealed, and expectantly waiting to be found.

No algorithm chose its reader this time… Chance did.

This is how The Thinkbait Trail begins.

A breadcrumb experiment in attention, one book at a time.

Let’s see how going analog mixes with the digital. 

Will you be the one finding your very own THINKBAIT?

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At 18, I went undercover in a brothel.

Not your average teenage rite of passage.

But speaking with some of those trafficked girls and then writing up that story got me a scholarship to one of Hungary’s top universities.

And more importantly, it taught me something no textbook ever could:
If you follow the crowd, you disappear.

That same mindset landed me my first journalism job, my first TV gig, and now... It’s what makes clients say things like:

“Got my signed contract from your lead this morning!! The first of many I'm sure... superb work team 👏”

“We’re about to close our first deal off the back of your work worth around £15k.”

That’s the power of writing the Thinkbait™️ way.

Not clickbait.
Not regurgitated, recycled, repurposed-for-the-hundredth-time fluff.
But work that stops people mid-scroll. Work that lands.

You don't need to be louder.
Thinkbait content is about being sharper. More real. More memorable. More you.

I’m opening the doors to just two new clients.

If you’ve been meaning to up your content game, build a brand that commands attention, and actually close deals - this is your moment.

Let’s talk... in my DMs.



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💬 Context for the brothel story (yes, really):

I was 18.
I’d applied for a competitive journalism & English double degree scholarship and made it to the final shortlist. For the last round, they asked each of us to write a hard-hitting exposé.

Most people chose school lunches or youth unemployment.

I… snuck into a Hungarian brothel.

I interviewed the women working there, wrote about the conditions, and smuggled the whole thing into the editors the next day.

They gave me the scholarship.
And a job.

I wasn't after sensationalism.... but I wanted to do what no one else dared to do. 

And that’s stayed with me ever since.
Being different is better than being better.

AI won’t save your LinkedIn reach.

The solution might surprise you...

Being human is the answer!
Shocking concept, I know.

But the algorithm still prefers creators who move, speak, engage and show an actual pulse.

Today at 2pm GMT, I’m taking a small group through what really drives visibility on this platform, and why posting more content is the least important part.

If you want your posts to be seen by actual humans, preferably your ideal clients (not bots, not your mum, not your cat), come join us.

Limited seats left.

OH, and if you register, you're in for the raffle to win a signed copy of my limited edition book, THINKBAIT!

Be there, or forever hold your guru growth hacks!

EDIT: you have missed this one, but I'm running another one on 1st December.
Want to join us? https://luma.com/fmy9fao5

That peer-reviewed study from MIT about your brain rotting on ChatGPT is completely wrong.

I know this because I use it all the time, and I’ve 666X’d my output of utter nonsense, and I feel smarter than most of you.

In fact, you too can achieve peak nonsense productivity by buying my exclusive prompt pack, guaranteed to help you post 17 AI-generated thoughts (the leadershipy kind) before breakfast. 

We all know, anecdotal evidence and my personal opinion pulled from the warm depths of my backside are far more trustworthy than peer-reviewed research done by actual scientists.

Comment ‘NONSENSE’ if you want to make money while you sleep, bro.

…

If you’re exhausted by that exact brand of AI-hype nonsense… 

The “steal my three hacks that’ll make you rich overnight” posts, the ghostwritten guru wisdom, the “authentic” carousels written by seven interns and a 50 shades of beige chatbot… then it’s time for something else.

🧠 The Thinkbait Sessions are back. 🧠

Live on Zoom, twice a month.
Low cost.
No filler talk.
No templates.
No upsell in the outro.

Just the exact strategies I use with clients who prefer results over recycled marketing-bro gospel.

What we’ll cover:

❗️Building a relevant audience that cares, not just one that scrolls past
❗️Earning trust before chasing meaningless follower counts
❗️Writing with your unmistakably human voice, not AI with ADHD and delusions of grandeur
❗️Turning attention into clients who want to work with you without turning into a parody of yourself

First live session:

Wednesday 19 November 2025
2:00–3:00 p.m. GMT

Other time zones:

• 9:00–10:00 a.m. ET
• 8:00–9:00 a.m. CT
• 6:00–7:00 a.m. PT
• 3:00–4:00 p.m. CEST
• 4:00–5:00 p.m. EEST

💸 Investment: £50 GBP (~$65 USD)

AND…
Attend and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a special-edition, hand-signed copy of my book, Thinkbait.

Limited run. High ink. Original content.
No platitudes. No templates. No mercy.

Come for the strategy.
Stay for the relief of never having to touch an ex-Twitterati hustle-broligarch’s template ever again.

📌 Limited to 20 seats only, so we have time for everyone’s questions!

See you live, or forever hold your growth hacks.

Register here: https://luma.com/13setvbs

We’ve been conditioned to value immediacy.

We want the post that goes viral, the spike of engagement, endless likes and reposts.
But short attention isn’t proof of relevance or authority. It’s only proof of appetite.

Compound content, the sort of content people revisit, quote, and even steal from… this is what builds authority.

The returns are slow, but they are cumulative.

Reputation is simply the interest you earn on consistency.

Patience, it turns out, is a better algorithm than any we have yet invented.

Literature raised me gently, then taught me how to kill with a well-placed sentence.

What are you reading this weekend?

YOU + ME
Tomorrow...
I am looking for five participants. Are you in?

EDIT: you have missed this one, but I'm running another one on 1st December.
Want to join us? https://luma.com/fmy9fao5

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