Penfriend

Penfriend is the best goddamn AI content generation tool out there. Built from my last 10 years of content advising that's resulted in $30.6m in revenue for clients from organic traffic.

We're building Penfriend to be the toolbox for your content team to win in 2024.

Co-Founder and CMO

The Penny Drop

Head Writer

fivethreeoh

Creating SEO sprints to take your SaaS's content team to the first page. Turning 12 months of SEO into 12 weeks.

Founder

Explor Digital

GrowthMinds

Head of SEO

Content Hacker and SEO Strategist at GrowthMinds

Growth Hacker

Walsh - Structural and Civil Engineers

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⚡£23M revenue from Organic Growth for SaaS with Content Marketing Sprints | Storytelling, SEO and Content Marketing ⚡️

Your AI content sucks.
Your competitors' AI content sucks.
Everyone's AI content sucks.

And you know what's worse? You're all paying through the nose for it.

While you're sitting there wrestling with prompts like a cat trying to open a doorknob, we've built something that actually works. Because unlike every other "revolutionary AI tool" (looking at you, [REDACTED]), we know it takes more than 10 prompts and a prayer to write content that doesn't sound like it was outsourced to a drunk toddler.

We use 450+ prompts. Overkill? Maybe. But at least our stuff doesn't read like it was written by an AI having an existential crisis.

Some receipts for the skeptics:
↳ Slapped 400 blogs on our site = 10x traffic in 3 months
↳ Halved content budgets while 5x-ing output (yeah, your Content Manager's been lying about costs)
↳ Helped tiny startups pimp-slap Fortune 500s right off page 1

After a decade watching the B2B content circus, I've seen every "game-changing" tool and "revolutionary" AI writer. Most of them belong in the same trash bin as your last strategic plan.

Here's the uncomfortable truth: Your investors aren't buying your "we're playing the long game" BS anymore. They want to see organic traction, and your three LinkedIn posts from 2023 aren't cutting it.

You need Penfriend.ai if:
✓ Your competitors are living rent-free at the top of Google while you're still "building awareness"
✓ VCs are ghosting you because your "organic presence" looks like a digital ghost town
✓ You're burning cash on content that reads like it was plagiarized from a terms of service agreement
✓ You're ready to stop being the industry's wallflower and start being its problem child

Sound familiar? Then you're exactly who we're looking for.

The hard truth? You suck at AI. But it's not your fault. You've been sold a lie by companies who think "AI writing" means letting GPT go wild after a two-prompt foreplay.

We fixed it. Because someone had to.

DM me "PAGE ONE" and I'll show you how we're helping companies terrorize their competition online.

P.S. If you're happy with generic, soulless AI content that sounds like everyone else's, this probably isn't for you. And that's okay. Someone has to keep the internet boring.

Tim Hanson

Nigel Thomas

David to Goliath

Alpha Inbound

Consultant

We run custom-built FB and TikTok campaigns for Health and Wellness Brands, decreasing their new customer cost by up to 20% in 90 days or less.

Here's how we help:

◼️ Set custom KPIs for the campaigns in line with your brand growth goals.
◼️ Establish a systematic testing approach, with a heavy focus on content.
◼️ Analyze how paid social is contributing to your entire ecosystem.
◼️ Focus on your bottom line revenue, not just ROAS.

Interested in learning more? DM me or book a discovery call using the form below.

Chief Executive Officer

-Built external relationships with key strategic partners
-Built internal infrastructure & operations to enable efficient scaling.
-Advised owner on core business strategies to drive the company forward.

Chief Growth Officer

Service to Millions

CEO | Founder

RealtyACCEL

Chief Operating Officer

AECOM

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Northen Surveying Services Ltd

Junior Quantity surveyor

DECATHLON FRANCE

Department Manager

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You’re making it work. Just like most 'business' owners I meet.

But the truth?

You haven’t built a real business yet.

- You’re talented
- You’ve got some clients
- You know how to get results

But your sales call calendar? 
The inconsistent revenue? 
The never ending slack messages?

That’s the real problem.

Most agency owners I work with want three things:

1) Consistent pipeline with high quality leads
2) A team to delegate client work
3) Clarity on what to work on when

A business that works for you. Not a job.

Here’s how I help:

1) We position you to win premium retainers
2) We install a lead gen system to fill up your calendar
3) We fix your calendar so you can lead like a real CEO

And we do it together in a focused 90 day sprint

No fluff. No cookie-cutter advice. 

Just real support that drives results.

Here’s what that looks like:

📌 Tanner: From $15K with 1 client → $30K/month, in 4 months
📌 Sam: Doubled his agency and hired a new team in 90 days
📌 Tobi: Went from freelancer to $30K/month with A+ clients
📌 Alex: Scaled from $12k to $70k in 4 months
📌 Stephen: Scaled from $10k to $18k by increasing prices 
📌 Sammy: Grew by over 50% in 60 days and hired a team

And I’ve also done it all myself. Twice.

Built two 7-figure agencies from scratch.

Now I coach high-performing remote agency founders like you to do the same.

Minus the mistakes I made (LOL)

So if you’re:

- Running a marketing agency
- Already at $5K+/month
- Ready to grow without losing your sanity

→ Hit the ‘Book an Appointment’ button at the top of my posts

And let’s build the agency you actually want.

From $2K/month to outside Alex Hormozi's HQ.

Here's the roadmap of how he did it.

It didn't start in Vegas.
It started with a 21 year old called Victor Moen who'd been "an entrepreneur" since 15…
and felt like he'd failed at everything.

Marketing agencies.
Drop shipping.
Websites.
Nothing worked.

He was waking up depressed, scrolling YouTube,
waiting for the next hack to save him.

Then he built his affiliate agency
and stopped trying to figure it out alone.

When he finally got the structure he'd been missing,
he made 10k in 10 days from one action item he didn't even know existed.

He took the money, booked a flight,
and walked into Hormozi's workshop with his hands shaking.

What changed him wasn't hype.
It was finally doing the fundamentals he'd avoided for years.

And that's why we built the Agency Scaling Roadmap.
For the Victors of the world who have the drive… but no structure.

Inside the Roadmap:

• Financial engine (cash, margins, risk)
• Growth engine (cold email, LinkedIn, sales)
• Operational systems
• Hiring and delegation
• Long term authority and retention

If you want it, comment "Roadmap" in the comments and I'll send it over.
You must be connected with me to receive it.

PS. The roadmap is built to take your agency to $100k per month.

We help Agencies Sign 1-5 High Ticket Clients a Month using our FlyWheel System (Tested with 300+ Clients) DM Me “Scale” if you’re interested

You think your LinkedIn content isn't working.
458 views. 5 likes. 1 comment.

But here's what you can't see:

The ideal client you've been looking for...

1) They've read your last 12 posts. 
2) They've visited your profile 5 times. 
3) They've screenshot your frameworks. 
4) They've forwarded your content to their team.

But... They've never engaged once.

Not a single like. 
Not one comment. 
Nothing in your DMs.

Here's the problem:

They won't make the first move.

This is why you can't just post and pray.

1) Check who viewed your profile → DM them 
2) See who followed you this week → DM them
3) Notice someone's read multiple posts → DM them

Not the people commenting "Great post!" (They're just bots)

The silent ones. 
The lurkers. 
The profile viewers who never engage.

They're your hottest leads.

I messaged 25 of these people last week:

7 responded
4 booked calls
1 became a client

All from people who never liked a single post.

Your content brings them to the door. 
But you still have to open it.

Stop waiting for them to book a call. 
They won't.

Start conversations with your silent audience. 
That's where the real money is.

I tracked how a LinkedIn user became a $5,000 client.

Meet John.

Monday: Scrolls past your post during his commute
Tuesday: Likes it (doesn't read it)
Wednesday: Forgets you exist

But you got 50 likes, so you think it worked.

Newsflash:

1 LinkedIn post is NOT enough depth to build trust.

Maybe for $47 eBooks. But not for high-ticket clients.

Now, meet John, who pays you $5,000:

Touch 1-3: Posted 3 times. John scrolled past all of them.
Touch 4: Commented on HIS post. He noticed me.
Touch 5-6: Two emails. 2nd got forwarded to his team.
Touch 7: YouTube video. He watched during lunch.
Touch 8-9: More posts. Now he recognizes my name.
Touch 10: DM about his specific problem. He replied.
Touch 11: Shared his post. Real conversation started.
Touch 12: Got a DM: "Hey, can we jump on a call?"

12 touchpoints. 42 days. One customer.

While I was nurturing John, my competitor's "5 LinkedIn tips" post got 2,000 likes.

They celebrated going "viral."

I celebrated signing a $5,000 contract.

They got dopamine.
I got revenue.

The harsh truth the personal brand gurus won’t tell you:

That viral post with 500 comments?

→ 90% are other creators
→ 8% will never buy
→ 2% might be prospects

That "boring" case study with 1000 impressions?

→ Your next 3 clients watched it
→ Twice

The $1M question: Would you rather have:

1) 100,000 strangers see you once, OR
2) 100 buyers see you 10 times?

I know my answer.

Because depth beats reach.
Consistency beats virality.

Trust beats tricks.

Stop counting likes.
Start counting touchpoints.

Your ideal customer won't book themselves in for a call.

But they do need your help.

Watching silently.
Testing you.
Waiting to see if you'll still be here next month.

Will you?

We help Agencies Find, Book, and Sign 1-5 High Ticket Clients a Month using our FlyWheel System (Tested with 300+ Clients)

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