Penfriend

Penfriend is the best goddamn AI content generation tool out there. Built from my last 10 years of content advising that's resulted in $30.6m in revenue for clients from organic traffic.

We're building Penfriend to be the toolbox for your content team to win in 2024.

Co-Founder and CMO

The Penny Drop

Head Writer

fivethreeoh

Creating SEO sprints to take your SaaS's content team to the first page. Turning 12 months of SEO into 12 weeks.

Founder

Explor Digital

GrowthMinds

Head of SEO

Content Hacker and SEO Strategist at GrowthMinds

Growth Hacker

Walsh - Structural and Civil Engineers

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⚡£23M revenue from Organic Growth for SaaS with Content Marketing Sprints | Storytelling, SEO and Content Marketing ⚡️

Your AI content sucks.
Your competitors' AI content sucks.
Everyone's AI content sucks.

And you know what's worse? You're all paying through the nose for it.

While you're sitting there wrestling with prompts like a cat trying to open a doorknob, we've built something that actually works. Because unlike every other "revolutionary AI tool" (looking at you, [REDACTED]), we know it takes more than 10 prompts and a prayer to write content that doesn't sound like it was outsourced to a drunk toddler.

We use 450+ prompts. Overkill? Maybe. But at least our stuff doesn't read like it was written by an AI having an existential crisis.

Some receipts for the skeptics:
↳ Slapped 400 blogs on our site = 10x traffic in 3 months
↳ Halved content budgets while 5x-ing output (yeah, your Content Manager's been lying about costs)
↳ Helped tiny startups pimp-slap Fortune 500s right off page 1

After a decade watching the B2B content circus, I've seen every "game-changing" tool and "revolutionary" AI writer. Most of them belong in the same trash bin as your last strategic plan.

Here's the uncomfortable truth: Your investors aren't buying your "we're playing the long game" BS anymore. They want to see organic traction, and your three LinkedIn posts from 2023 aren't cutting it.

You need Penfriend.ai if:
✓ Your competitors are living rent-free at the top of Google while you're still "building awareness"
✓ VCs are ghosting you because your "organic presence" looks like a digital ghost town
✓ You're burning cash on content that reads like it was plagiarized from a terms of service agreement
✓ You're ready to stop being the industry's wallflower and start being its problem child

Sound familiar? Then you're exactly who we're looking for.

The hard truth? You suck at AI. But it's not your fault. You've been sold a lie by companies who think "AI writing" means letting GPT go wild after a two-prompt foreplay.

We fixed it. Because someone had to.

DM me "PAGE ONE" and I'll show you how we're helping companies terrorize their competition online.

P.S. If you're happy with generic, soulless AI content that sounds like everyone else's, this probably isn't for you. And that's okay. Someone has to keep the internet boring.

Tim Hanson

I work with entrepreneurs and leaders across various industries at the cross-section of Soulful Leadership 🕊️, Narrative Marketing 📚, and Streamlined Operations ⚙️. 

The framework is simple, but putting it into practice takes resilience:

• Character 
• Vision 
• Brand
• People  
• Ops

Your business rises and falls with the quality of your leadership. Don’t leave that bit to chance. 

Let’s chat.

Executive Strategist

Remaker

• Oversees the marketing and business development efforts 

• Ensures the brand narrative is communicated effectively through all channels 

• Develops and oversees the marketing team as they create compelling content 

• Coordinates rev ops alongside Remaker executive team

• Oversees CRM management and B2B strategy

• Provides brand oversight and management 

• Develops PR and media strategies to propagate Remaker’s presence in the global market

Marketing Director

J.P. Edwards Creative

Executive consulting on storytelling, marketing, team culture, and business ideation. I help people develop strategies for personal growth, professional acceleration, and making their creative dreams a reality.

Consulting & Copywriting

Holy Hill Media

Oversees operations, team development, and company performance. Works with executive team to create long term vision and develop strategies for growth and impact.

Chief Operations Officer

Sackcloth & Ashes

• Helps with strategic plan to grow platform, message, and influence
• Helps ideate new strategic concepts
• Deep dive research on culturally relevant topics to discuss and inform brand strategy 
• Helps prep for interviews and speaking engagements
• Helps write and edit content for platform

Love Your City Foundation

Lead Journalist

Cosmos Health Solutions

Contacted new potential B2B and individual clients to make them aware of Cosmos services. Worked sales strategies, created contracts, and walked clients through the decision-making process. Facilitated a seamless transition from the point of sale to the client relations and operations teams.

Business Development Manager

Worked directly with clients and the business development  to facilitate a seamless transition from contract agreement to project execution, while ensuring our clients received the highest level customer service.

Customer Success Manager

Voice Church

Curated the worship and production experience, built and oversaw music and media volunteer teams, and assisted in leadership, discipleship, and church programming strategies.

Worship Pastor

Ark Clinical Research

Coordinated the enlisting, contracting, and process implementation of lab and research partners

Secured multiple clinical research accounts (BD) 

Managed ongoing lab and research partner relationships (client relations)

Assisted in the creation and implementation of organizational and project management strategies

Managed calendars, emails, and general administrative tasks for CEO

Worked on-site with operations to familiarize myself with research processes and better understand client needs

Project Manager

South Hills Church

Lead teams of volunteers to curate weekly youth and young adults services, additional events, gatherings, and experiences, and overall media and production of the departments. Worked closely with church leadership to streamline consistent branding and messaging that aligned with the overall church mission and unified the message across age groups. Oversaw the media and programming teams of youth and young adult departments.

Youth and Young Adults Pastor

Curated the weekly worship experiences, led the music and media teams, worked closely with the lead pastor to develop a consistent, high-quality services and events, led and discipled large volunteer teams, and worked closely with other departments to ensure alignment with the overall vision and mission of the church in every area.

I work to help leaders turn their vision into a strategy and their strategy into a story that compels their teams and customers to move.

Originally from Texas, I moved to California and worked in Nonprofits there for over 5 years before jumping into the world of entrepreneurship. I got a poor man's MBA working alongside multiple serial entrepreneurs who had built, sold, and started again for many years. I went from PA, to ops, to marketing, to management, and eventually executive strategist. 

I learned loads by making mistakes and asking questions up close and in the trenches with people actually doing amazing things. I'm only where I am today because multiple great leaders gave me a shot.

Now, I live in London and work to help leaders (mostly of SMEs and exciting new startups) give birth to big dreams, put the operational infrastructure in place to support them, and leverage the kind of bold creative strategy that shocks and inspires. Often, that means I'm working with marketing departments because "creativity" is more conventional in those environments. But I'm a big believer that all meaningful work is creative and creative energy should touch every aspect of your business. 

I love the work I get to do, and I'm always baffled at the brilliant people I get to do it with. If we haven't connected yet, let's do.

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