Penfriend

Penfriend is the best goddamn AI content generation tool out there. Built from my last 10 years of content advising that's resulted in $30.6m in revenue for clients from organic traffic.

We're building Penfriend to be the toolbox for your content team to win in 2024.

Co-Founder and CMO

The Penny Drop

Head Writer

fivethreeoh

Creating SEO sprints to take your SaaS's content team to the first page. Turning 12 months of SEO into 12 weeks.

Founder

Explor Digital

GrowthMinds

Head of SEO

Content Hacker and SEO Strategist at GrowthMinds

Growth Hacker

Walsh - Structural and Civil Engineers

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⚡£23M revenue from Organic Growth for SaaS with Content Marketing Sprints | Storytelling, SEO and Content Marketing ⚡️

Your AI content sucks.
Your competitors' AI content sucks.
Everyone's AI content sucks.

And you know what's worse? You're all paying through the nose for it.

While you're sitting there wrestling with prompts like a cat trying to open a doorknob, we've built something that actually works. Because unlike every other "revolutionary AI tool" (looking at you, [REDACTED]), we know it takes more than 10 prompts and a prayer to write content that doesn't sound like it was outsourced to a drunk toddler.

We use 450+ prompts. Overkill? Maybe. But at least our stuff doesn't read like it was written by an AI having an existential crisis.

Some receipts for the skeptics:
↳ Slapped 400 blogs on our site = 10x traffic in 3 months
↳ Halved content budgets while 5x-ing output (yeah, your Content Manager's been lying about costs)
↳ Helped tiny startups pimp-slap Fortune 500s right off page 1

After a decade watching the B2B content circus, I've seen every "game-changing" tool and "revolutionary" AI writer. Most of them belong in the same trash bin as your last strategic plan.

Here's the uncomfortable truth: Your investors aren't buying your "we're playing the long game" BS anymore. They want to see organic traction, and your three LinkedIn posts from 2023 aren't cutting it.

You need Penfriend.ai if:
✓ Your competitors are living rent-free at the top of Google while you're still "building awareness"
✓ VCs are ghosting you because your "organic presence" looks like a digital ghost town
✓ You're burning cash on content that reads like it was plagiarized from a terms of service agreement
✓ You're ready to stop being the industry's wallflower and start being its problem child

Sound familiar? Then you're exactly who we're looking for.

The hard truth? You suck at AI. But it's not your fault. You've been sold a lie by companies who think "AI writing" means letting GPT go wild after a two-prompt foreplay.

We fixed it. Because someone had to.

DM me "PAGE ONE" and I'll show you how we're helping companies terrorize their competition online.

P.S. If you're happy with generic, soulless AI content that sounds like everyone else's, this probably isn't for you. And that's okay. Someone has to keep the internet boring.

Tim Hanson

Inge von Aulock

Generate high quality, search optimised articles in minutes, based on a content strategy that’s delivered £24.6M in revenue.

Penfriend is an AI article writing tool built with an SEO Content Strategist with 10+ years experience and a Prompt Engineer who's spent 500+ hours refining high quality, article writing prompts.

Penfriend articles are based on a proven, search optimised content strategy that’s delivers:

* High quality articles in minutes, not weeks
* A dedicated in-house writer that never sleeps
* Consistent, reliable, high quality articles at scale

It’s a step by step article writing system that doesn’t need you to know how to prompt.

Founder // Chief Operating Officer

Hire and Fire your Kids 🇨🇦

Advisor

Chief Executive Officer

InvestedMom

Personal Finance for wealth building. Living unrestricted.

Chief Wealth Builder & Editor in Chief

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Advisor | Editor in Chief, Environmental Sustainability

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New Store openings, recent openings incl. Surrey, Langley, Richmond, Edmonton 
Registration, titling, government incentive programs (Federal and provincial)
Market development

Operations | Canada West

Sales & Delivery Manager | Canada West

Store Manager & Trainer | Vancouver

Store Manager | West Vancouver

Laudem Deo

Laudem Deo is a South African luxury designer fashion label. As the Director of Sales and Marketing, I create and execute sales and marketing strategies that support global brand growth into North America, as well as Europe.

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Lush Fresh Handmade Cosmetics North America

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Multi-unit Retail Manager

MAC Cosmetics

Manager, Retail Operations

Professional Make-Up

Regional Director

Infinity Footware & Accessories

Business Owner

Building Penfriend in Public

My journey to the tech space has been quite the adventure! I spent years climbing the corporate ladder, eventually working at Tesla where I managed billion-dollar revenue recognition and led teams of over 100 people. Even though Tesla had 70,000 employees, it still operated like a startup. Resources were tight, so I had to be incredibly creative about solving dire problems daily.

My transition to tech leadership evolved through several roles. I co-founded Penfriend, an AI content creation tool that came from my frustration with managing content operations. That experience taught me a lot about growing and scaling in the tech world – speed over accuracy, moving fast is really, really important.

In June 2023, I took on a new challenge as CEO of Hire and Fire your Kids (HFK), a gamified parenting app that helps families manage chores. Though I didn't found HFK, joining as CEO has been an exciting opportunity to apply my operational expertise to grow an existing product. Since coming aboard, I've focused intensively on product development, making the app more user-friendly, upgrading the technology, and implementing comprehensive digital marketing strategies.

We've completely migrated and redesigned the website, launched a content-rich blog, implemented proper SEO practices, and built out email marketing and social media channels. These efforts align perfectly with my background in content operations and understanding what drives real business results online.

As a non-technical CEO, I bring a unique perspective to leading tech products. I understand the user experience challenges and business growth requirements while partnering with technical teams to make our vision reality. My corporate background combined with entrepreneurial experience gives me a balanced approach to scaling HFK and reaching more families who can benefit from our platform.

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