Tasleem Ahmad Fateh

My featured section has the solution to all your LinkedIn woes! | Founder at LinkedIn Creator's Club | Your favourite creators are already in. Are you?

I'm the LinkedIn Coach your parents warned you about.

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Hosting a Community of Creator's where we uncover the latest and greatest in personal branding strategies! With a vision to uncover the best ways to establish your authority online and monetise your personal brand!

LinkedIn is wild.

Listen mate,

You didn’t even like my post when it got 2 likes…

(and one of them was my mum).

BUT Now you wanna DM me:

“Wishing you and yours a wonderful festive season. Speak soon.”

Speak soon?

My brother in Christ, we have never spoke.

You’ve been a lurker since 2008.

A little foreplay would go a long way.

So for 2026, I'm...

Wishing you the courage to engage publicly before you ram that sales pitch down my throat.

Thanks for coming to my teddy talk.

I supply words to the rich and busy. Part Owner of the “MEME team” and responsible for bringing fun back to LinkedIn, one meme at a time.

I've discovered THE KING of all commenting strategies 😍 

(Use it to Dominate LinkedIn comments in 2026)

But before I get into that,

Let's actually define what a good comment is:

A good comment:

- Stands out.
- Does NOT LOOK LIKE AI.
- Gets you good traction.
- Positions you as better looking than Henry Cavill (JK)

But most of all,

Good comments FEEL human.

Unfortunately this is missing from LinkedIn.

Because everyone's using AI to comment.

EWWWWWWW.

SO Most comments look like AI sludge:

“Great insight. I agree. Here’s another point.”

Bro.
That’s not a comment.
That’s elevator music.

So I asked my mate Luke for a strategy that cuts through.

He said:

Comment in memes. 

Think about it. A meme is:

- Written AFTER you read the post
- Instantly funny
- Impossible to fake with generic AI
- Makes the author want to reply

Text competes with text.

A meme competes with attention.

It's genius.

But most of all.

It's 100% human.

( Lord knows we need more of that on LinkedIn)

So If you want traction in 2026:

Stop commenting like ChatGPT.

Start DROPPING MEMES. (Seriously)

Remember kids,

A meme a day, keeps the linky police away.

You joining us or you want to stay boring?

P.S. Comment your fav Meme below so I can love you more.

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In this role I ran the Northern Region for BNZ Asset Finance working across 50+ bankers from Auckland to Kaitaia and helping to double the volume in my region while lifting the income return by 55%.

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Developed my Expertise and Sales Skills in Asset Finance, Equipment Finance & Floorplan Finance.

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While I was at University, I did an 18 month stint as a Territorial Soldier in the NZ Army

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