DUDE Wipes

Chief Executive Dude / President

Lettuce Entertain You Restaurants

Fast Food Server

Delta Controls Chicago, Inc

Sales Engineer

Its been a wild ass ride of building DUDE Wipes from the BOTTOM up.

We started back in 2012, just some dudes with no experience, a dream, and, well, some stinky asses. We hated toilet paper and knew there had to be a better way 🚫🧻 

So, with $30k in cash and a tiny apartment in Chicago, we launched DUDE Wipes.

Fast forward a few years, and we even snagged a deal on Shark Tank. Mark Cuban saw the vision and joined the DUDE revolution 🦈 

Today, we’re wiping billions of butts a year, with DUDE Wipes available at Walmart, Target, Kroger, Amazon—pretty much everywhere! 🌎

Butt stay tuned, cause we’re just getting started… Party on, DUDES! 🤙

Sean Riley

130K likes on a COMMENT. 

And people complain “we need a bigger marketing budget to grow” 

Not when you’re an entertainment brand

Attention CAN BE free

Brands that entertain people play by different rules 

Much more profitable and sustainable rules that don’t involve dumping money into Meta and chasing CAC for a living 

✌️

DUDE Wipes 💩 Chief DUDE, Started from the bottom (literally). Now serving up Small Biz Reviews, CPG Tips, Shameless Self-Promos & Heady DUDE Level Wisdom 🧘

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Most people aren’t built to be entrepreneurs, because they’re not hustlers 💣 

You can be introverted, extroverted, genius, dumbass, creative, operator, blah blah blah. 

I don’t care 

None of that matters

If you’re not wired to figure shit out,
keep moving when it sucks,
and find a way through…
you’re toast. ☠️

Don’t copy some “leader” you read about in a book

Be your true self

Just make sure that self is a cold blooded hustler 🔪 

Otherwise the journey will be a waste of your time 

✌️

🥃 Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey, They know me and DUDE Wipes got a history

When they say “aren’t those just baby wipes for men?”

How bout them cowboys 🤠 Vaquero Snacks  

Coming to a Walmart near you 

Small Biz

Great story 

Made in the USA 🇺🇸 

You know what to do

When someone has charisma, people naturally gravitate toward their energy. But do we ever stop and ask how they got that way? 🤔

Charisma isn’t something you perform.
It appears when your heart ❤️ and mind 🧠 are in sync.

It comes from people who are following their heart and have trained their brain to work for it, not against it. ⚡️

Most people flip it
The brain runs the show,
and the heart has to adapt

That’s a trap 🚫

It’s why so many end up in 9–5s they hate,
doing what they’re “supposed” to do,
and wondering why they feel drained every day. 😩

Stop overthinking 🧘‍♂️
Start leading with your heart ❤️

You’ll feel good 
Filled with inner joy
And magnetic 🧲 

All of a sudden people will say 
“Damn, you’re so charismatic.” 

✌️

I didn’t know 💩 when we started. To be honest I still don’t.

Superior Global Services

Director of Business Development

-Utilize independent judgment and discretion and network balance capacity tools to determine the location of trucks and available customer loads; to tailor planning to meet area needs, including loads taken, routes utilized and possible changes or cancellation of load assignments; to understand daily capacity needs/opportunities and proactively communicate to appropriate leadership to maximize efficiency.
-Know and understand the intricacies of the operational market assigned; plan for acceptance of loads. Utilize independent judgment and network decision support tools to plan for acceptance of loads; to assign loads to trucks; to ensure customers' service requirements are met.
-Responsible for the successful dispatch of planned loads and subsequent ownership of loads for assigned area.
-Use independent judgment and discretion to comply with all Department of Transportation (DOT) Regulations & Safety Compliance guidelines; to validate driver hours of service to safely and legally facilitate the planning of loads; to honor specific driver/company requests related to operations/safety. training; to research driver issues regarding non-compliance items (overweight loads, load routing, hours of operation, equipment type, etc.); and to provide resolution accordingly to meet legal requirements. 
-Analyze and forward unresolved issues to appropriate internal departments for resolution as needed.
-Communicate professionally, effectively, and timely with both internal and external customers/contacts.
Maintain a positive work atmosphere by acting and communicating in a manner that facilitates the overall efficiency and success of business operations in order to meet company demands and expectations.

Load Planner ( Dry Van Division )

-Schedule drivers on various routes.
-Develop a strategy for decreasing vehicle costs.
-Encourage drivers to create the most efficient routes.
-Create reports of driver's effectiveness.
-Follow all vehicle regulations and laws.

Fleet Manager

-Keep records, monitoring drivers' daily logs for errors or violations, and monitoring their working hours and equipment availability.
-Keep tabs on the weather at all drivers' locations to be able to flag potential issues, typically with the aid of numerous computer programs.
-Serve as a reliable point of contact to balance drivers' health and safety with customer requirements.
Coordinate and manage the most efficient loads to remain cost-effective as a company, combining shipments based on their routes and timeline to minimize how many trucks and drivers are out.
-Determine the best delivery methods and negotiate rates directly with vendors and customers, and get the necessary documents and permits that drivers will need when shipping chemicals or livestock.

Dispatcher / Load Coordinator

Load Planner & Logistics Manager @ Superior Dispatch Service 🚛 Certified NLP Practitioner 🍀✅Logistics Meme's Content Creator 😁 Father & Husband 👨‍👩‍👦

"As a Transportation & Logistics Load Coordinator with over 7 years of experience in the logistics and supply chain industry, I have developed a strong foundation of knowledge and skills that enable me to excel in my role. My experience in negotiation, team building, freight, and sales has allowed me to effectively coordinate and manage the movement of goods and materials. I have a proven track record of success in meeting deadlines and ensuring that shipments are delivered on time and in good condition.

In addition to my technical skills, I am also a strong communicator and problem-solver, with a keen ability to identify and resolve issues that may arise during the transportation and logistics process. I take pride in my attention to detail and ability to work well under pressure, and I am always looking for ways to improve and streamline the supply chain.

I am excited to continue learning and growing as a professional, and I am eager to use my skills and expertise to make a positive impact in the transportation and logistics industry."

Boris Panov

The first-ever FreightCaviar "Ultimate Freight Meme Competition" was an absolute blast. 🚛😂

A sense of humor isn’t something you learn, you’re born with it. 
After reviewing the entries, I can confirm that everyone in this event was top-tier.

Big shoutout to Aleks Bates, Nigel Milosev, Bogdan Kruzhinskiy, Reed Loustalot, Chase Osborne, Justin Martin, Ari Levy, Paul-Bernard Jaroslawski, and Will Hopkins for dropping some elite content.

Sharing the stream with this crew already felt like a win before it even began.
And of course, the judges, Matt Silver, Will Jenkins, and Clayton Griffin, made it even better. I knew Will had meme skills, but I wasn’t ready for the rest. 👀

Appreciate the laughs, the vibes, and the creativity.
Thanks for a great time.

Building Custom Offshore Teams Globally | Director of Business Development @ Superior Global Services | Logistics Memes Content Creator

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