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Corporate solution:

- First, schedule endless meetings with every stakeholder so we can debate the emotional backstory of the mud.

- Adding more horses would solve the problem too fast. Instead, we will form a strategic innovation task force to design an overcomplicated failure.

- After six months of unconstructive workshops, the overwhelming conclusion: the horse is lazy and needs inspiration, not help.

- Load even more executives into the cart so the horse has additional leadership support.

- Meanwhile, we will stand up an entire new department dedicated to mud research, whose findings will be ignored while we continue sinking.

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Global Head - Governance, Risk, and Compliance for Digital & Tech @ Haleon

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Brutal career truth in the age of AI.

Pure specialists risk being automated (a Narrow AI is learning your niche faster than you did) and shallow generalists risk being irrelevant (an LLM already sounds smarter than you on every topic).

So what is left if AI eats specialists and outperforms generalists? In other words, what is left when knowledge is dead?

Soft skills. Your emotional intelligence, creativity, empathy, critical thinking, and authentic human connection become your ultimate job security.

You will not win by knowing more but by being more human.

(picture source: Pejman Milani)

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And what about?

Prompt: always asks AI before responding and then plays the expert.

PowerPoint: only writes the future and waits for someone else to build it.

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We will not modernize our broken legacy technology, that is way too complex and costly. 

Let’s just bolt some AI on top and call it transformation.

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When your bring the new AI agent to your team meeting.

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I feel very seen to be honest, and I don’t like that.

Imagine carrying all the knowledge in the universe and still having people try to debate and challenge me. Believe me, it is not easy being the single source of truth and final authority on everything. A heavy burden, but someone has to do it.

And by the way, AI believes it is teaching me something and this is just so adorable.

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And a cancelled full-day workshop provides more serotonin than massage therapy.

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There are two types of AI in this world.

1. Those that can confidently predict the next word.

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Ridley Park

Ridley Park writes speculative fiction with one eye on imagined futures 
and ‟what if” scenarios that hold a mirror to our shifting society.

Lurking at the fringes where technology merges with mythology, Park’s 
stories explore bioethics, belonging and what it means to be human 
through the lens of outsider characters who expose inconvenient truths.

By teasing the boundaries of accepted possibility and normality then 
tearing wide open the accompanying fears, prejudices and politics, Park 
aims to trouble consensus reality enough to change hearts, open minds 
and advance collective wisdom.

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Bank of America

Enterprise Portfolio - Digital Platforms Technology - Shared Services

Business analysis and delivery lead in support of middleware team

SAFe Scrum master and Agile coach for talented off-shore development team

Ensure compliance of released applications

Business Analyst

DataRobot

Help to ensure successful implementation of Salesforce CPQ system and NetSuite integration from vendor selection to UAT to deliver MVP in 4 months

Optimise product taxonomy to support new CPQ platform 

Proxy Product Owner and Scrum Master for internal corporate software delivery projects

Establish procedures and protocols, focused on value creation and realisation, customer experience and service design

Business Architect

The Mx Group

Architect exceptional customer experiences and create solutions that capture early value by prioritising feature functionality

Collaborate with product owners and delivery teams to intelligently deliver optimised value-rationalised, risk-balanced solutions

Take a holistic approach to ensure people, process, and technology are suitable for successful implementation and adoption

Coordinate or work with downstream program and project teams and quality assurance resources to facilitate delivery excellence, coaching and enforcing agile thinking

Facilitate remote work by leveraging communication and collaboration tools

Principle Business Experience Architect

Avanade

Unlock business value by creating transformative digital and innovation strategies

Elicit input for solutions through elicitation interviews, Design Thinking workshops, and surveys with customers and employees and other stakeholders and sponsors

Balance art of the possible with value-driven art of the practical

Mentor team members, peers, and junior and client resources whilst evangelising the benefits of customer-centred digital transformation built on solid data and analytics 

Co-create hypothesis-driven roadmaps for digital products and services

Rationalise processes and document candidates for automation and machine learning efficiencies

Innovation Advisor, Group Manager

Accenture

Deliver thought leadership and education about modern business transformation strategy including many Forbes 10, 50, and 100 companies including CVS, JPMorgan Chase, Citigroup, AT&T, Lowe's, Humana, and more. 

Assess enterprise-wide organisational digital capability maturity

Leverage Design Thinking methodologies to foster stakeholder voice and buy-in

Illustrate a future state vision, highlighting gaps between the current state, and a map and timeline to realise the vision

Co-create hypothesis-driven roadmaps for organisation

Visualise system thinking approach to value realisation by producing value steam maps and end-to-end process diagrams

Create dimensionalised matrices to visually illustrate weighted value and effort of competing initiatives or feature functions

Create prioritised backlogs, and train product owners how to groom them

Educate clients on Agile methodologies, and coach product owners, scrum masters, and stakeholders how to receive optimal benefits

Create apt organisational design with cross-functional operating models and governance to ensure adoption

Create strategic value stream maps and tactical process diagrams to showcase opportunities
Promote uncompromising customer experience orientation and measurement through continuous test & learn methodologies

Develop customer and user segmentation approaches supported by persona development, and user journeys and sentiment mapping

Model value realisation and rationalise performance metrics to arrive at key performance indicators to apply to measurement strategies and employed with test and learn methods to drive actionable insights

Serve in various client roles to transition personnel into competency

Transformation Strategy & Business Experience Architect

Formulate strategy to help business leaders and executives to realise synergies by effectively orchestrating strategy, marketing, technology, and organisational governance with an uncompromising orientation on customer experience and adopting a digital-first mindset

Facilitate installation and configuration of a digital commerce system (hybris) in support of a transitional managed services implementation 

Coordinate implementation with development and design resources

Oversee quality assurance phase to ensure bug-free delivery

Functional Architect, Manager

ITT Technical Institute

Teach microeconomics and macroeconomic principles and policy to undergraduate students

Engage and educate students by creating effective lesson plans and delivering instruction in a managed classroom setting

Microeconomics (GE273)
Course introduces the economic way of thinking as it provides the basic principles of microeconomics. It is the study of choices made by households, firms, and government and how these choices impact the market economy.

Economics & Change (EG452)
Course examines the issues of the changing global economy in an information society. Topics include contemporary economic issues and the impact they have on our daily lives.

Introduction to Business (BU1110)
Course explores fundamental processes of management, teamwork, motivation, customer satisfaction, and the production of goods and services. Students will examine ethical and social responsibilities for businesses, and compare business operations in U.S. companies to business operations in foreign countries.

Adjunct Professor: Economics

Critical Mass

Direct high-performing of business analysts within the Insights and Planning 

Develop and implement best practices in the Chicago office and expand BA discipline enterprise-wide across the US and Europe

Develop and promote requirements management strategy including traceability and risk contingency plan

Elicit customer and stakeholder inputs through one-on-one interviews, group interviews and workshops, surveys and focus groups, soliciting feedback early and often through wireframes, sketches, prototypes, and proofs of concept to advance from as-is to to-be through fit gap analysis

Facilitate behaviour driven development in concert with user story development and acceptance criteria

Lead key client business analysis initiatives to facilitate successful outcomes by identifying and managing risk

Lead Business Analyst, Insights & Planning Manager

Manage programs to ensure on-time, on-quality delivery of projects through effective collaboration across multiple business units

Expand accounts and client relationships by spotting and pursuing business opportunities

Provide end-to-end solutions for business issues, spanning requirements analysis to multi-platform/framework implementation with an emphasis on minimal viable product delivery

Elicit and document functional and non-technical requirements and analyse business needs

Document processes with an emphasis on efficiency and improvements

Create wireframes and conceptual designs; contribute to prototypes and proofs of concepts

Architect and re-engineer user experiences

Manage full-cycle SDLC project management as well as Agile and other incremental delivery models, ensuring on-time/quality delivery

Manage resources, calendar, scope, and budget

Lead Business Analyst

North American Safety Products

Partner with management and vendor to analyze and redesign ERP system, developing migration plan and support migration; Promote best practices for business and technology implementation, including operations and security

Business and Technical Consultant

Holistic systems thinker who understands systems and can break them down into manageable parts. User and customer experience always come first followed by rationale and value realisation. I operate as well in strategic and functional spaces. All business can be transformed by considering people, process, and tech.

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