Meghann Misiak

Hi, I'm Meg 🔮 You've officially entered the weird, witchy, & colorful side of LinkedIn.

When I'm not delivering snarky sales takes, anti-hustle energy, & a whole lotta magic to your feed...

I'm helping salespeople absolutely crush their goals... without crushing their soul in the process.

And yeah... I get it.

I used to believe success meant staying later, pushing harder, & sacrificing everything for the number on the board. That a bigger paycheck, fancier title, & president's club would finally make me feel happy.

But instead, I burned out. HARD.

😮‍💨

So I've spent the last 5+ years rethinking everything I thought I knew about success, sales, & the corporate ladder.

Now... I work with sellers who are doing really well on paper, but deeply, *existentially* exhausted. Who are wondering if & when it gets any easier. Who are at the top of the leaderboard & trying to figure out why they don't feel confident or proud.

I help those sellers on 3 things:

→ Tactical, client-centric, & deeply human sales strategies to make selling effective AND fulfilling
→ A mantra of "effort-LESS abundance" to figure out how to win more with less effort
→ The tools to regulate your nervous system & regain your life, hobbies, & ability to manage stress

The results tend to surprise people.

Yes, my clients hit #1 on their team, get promotions, & become legends at their company. But they also close their laptops earlier. Have energy for their relationships & hobbies again. Write books. Speak on stages. Launch creative side projects they didn't think they had space for.

💜

If these sound like goals you can get behind, feel free to book a no-pressure consult with me (linked in the featured section) to explore.

Director of Enterprise Sales

Working to help the New Retirement team & our clients find new levels of success through elite, enterprise sales strategies at an organizational level. Building a team & results that are predictable, scalable, & repeatable. Maintaining the organization's incredible culture while redefining what's possible.

I find it ridiculous that people don’t believe in astrology yet trust their forecast.

Meghann Misiak 🔮

F*ck Hustle Culture 💜 | The Sales Witch 🧙‍♀️ | Coaching Top Sellers to Win More & Work Less 🧘‍♀️ | Big Fan of Flowers, Fiction, Matcha, & Cat Content 😸 | LinkedIn Lunatic ™️

Week 1 of working at my desk...
 
 

And Nora is ALREADY exhausted.

Same, girl..... 

SAME.

This isn't your typical January fitness post...
 
  

 
Bc for the first time in a *decade*, I’m buying a scale.

(a few of you spotted this weird goal on my 2026 bingo card)

In the past, I tracked my weight to punish myself & chase perfection...

But this time, it's going to be different.

💪 

This goal doesn't just feel like a fitness goal.

It's about learning to track something that's been triggering for me in the past.

To finally learn that there CAN be a difference between discipline & self-harm.

❤️‍🩹 

For any of you who struggle with that careful balance...

This newsletter article's for you.

(quick trigger warning... I do talk about ED, so skip this one if that topic hits too close to home)

PS... if you haven't already subscribed to my newsletter, "Letters to My Burned Out Self" .... like, what are you doing?

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I’m buying a scale this year. That might not sound like a big deal, but it is for me. It’s a hugeeee f*cking deal. Because the last time I tracked my 

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Born to be a bog witch... forced to build pipeline.

The most soulful person in my LinkedIn feed.....?
 
 
 
 
There's one creator who fills up my heart *every* time I see his name.
 
And that is....

DRUMROLLLLL!!!

Jack Rosenkrantz, y'all.

🥰 

Every single post feels like...

→ a hug from your bestie
→ the best yoga class
→ a warm mug of tea for your soul
→ a butterfly landing on your nose in a field of flowers

Jack's energy just radiates through the screen...

And I'm happy to call him not only new fav creator, but a friend!

🥹 

If you're tired of the ego-driven LinkedIn BS...

Follow Jack & get more soul-driven MAGICCCC in yo feed! 

🫶 

PS - This is Part 2 of my *new* favorite 2026 series!

#OnSundaysWeStan

Keep a lookout every Sunday for more heart-centric, super cool, amazingly talented peeps to make your feed a LIL bit more magical in 2026.

Live in the beautiful city of Pune. Focused on generating revenue and aligning solutions that add value. free time, i play chess. 

As always happy to connect, share ideas, and learn more about you. Let’s talk!

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