Meghann Misiak

Hi, I'm Meg 🔮 You've officially entered the weird, witchy, & colorful side of LinkedIn.

When I'm not delivering snarky sales takes, anti-hustle energy, & a whole lotta magic to your feed...

I'm helping salespeople absolutely crush their goals... without crushing their soul in the process.

And yeah... I get it.

I used to believe success meant staying later, pushing harder, & sacrificing everything for the number on the board. That a bigger paycheck, fancier title, & president's club would finally make me feel happy.

But instead, I burned out. HARD.

😮‍💨

So I've spent the last 5+ years rethinking everything I thought I knew about success, sales, & the corporate ladder.

Now... I work with sellers who are doing really well on paper, but deeply, *existentially* exhausted. Who are wondering if & when it gets any easier. Who are at the top of the leaderboard & trying to figure out why they don't feel confident or proud.

I help those sellers on 3 things:

→ Tactical, client-centric, & deeply human sales strategies to make selling effective AND fulfilling
→ A mantra of "effort-LESS abundance" to figure out how to win more with less effort
→ The tools to regulate your nervous system & regain your life, hobbies, & ability to manage stress

The results tend to surprise people.

Yes, my clients hit #1 on their team, get promotions, & become legends at their company. But they also close their laptops earlier. Have energy for their relationships & hobbies again. Write books. Speak on stages. Launch creative side projects they didn't think they had space for.

💜

If these sound like goals you can get behind, feel free to book a no-pressure consult with me (linked in the featured section) to explore.

Director of Enterprise Sales

Working to help the New Retirement team & our clients find new levels of success through elite, enterprise sales strategies at an organizational level. Building a team & results that are predictable, scalable, & repeatable. Maintaining the organization's incredible culture while redefining what's possible.

I find it ridiculous that people don’t believe in astrology yet trust their forecast.

Meghann Misiak 🔮

F*ck Hustle Culture 💜 | The Sales Witch 🧙‍♀️ | Coaching Top Sellers to Win More & Work Less 🧘‍♀️ | Big Fan of Flowers, Fiction, Matcha, & Cat Content 😸 | LinkedIn Lunatic ™️

Week 1 of working at my desk...
 
 

And Nora is ALREADY exhausted.

Same, girl..... 

SAME.

This isn't your typical January fitness post...
 
  

 
Bc for the first time in a *decade*, I’m buying a scale.

(a few of you spotted this weird goal on my 2026 bingo card)

In the past, I tracked my weight to punish myself & chase perfection...

But this time, it's going to be different.

💪 

This goal doesn't just feel like a fitness goal.

It's about learning to track something that's been triggering for me in the past.

To finally learn that there CAN be a difference between discipline & self-harm.

❤️‍🩹 

For any of you who struggle with that careful balance...

This newsletter article's for you.

(quick trigger warning... I do talk about ED, so skip this one if that topic hits too close to home)

PS... if you haven't already subscribed to my newsletter, "Letters to My Burned Out Self" .... like, what are you doing?

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I’m buying a scale this year. That might not sound like a big deal, but it is for me. It’s a hugeeee f*cking deal. Because the last time I tracked my 

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Born to be a bog witch... forced to build pipeline.

The most soulful person in my LinkedIn feed.....?
 
 
 
 
There's one creator who fills up my heart *every* time I see his name.
 
And that is....

DRUMROLLLLL!!!

Jack Rosenkrantz, y'all.

🥰 

Every single post feels like...

→ a hug from your bestie
→ the best yoga class
→ a warm mug of tea for your soul
→ a butterfly landing on your nose in a field of flowers

Jack's energy just radiates through the screen...

And I'm happy to call him not only new fav creator, but a friend!

🥹 

If you're tired of the ego-driven LinkedIn BS...

Follow Jack & get more soul-driven MAGICCCC in yo feed! 

🫶 

PS - This is Part 2 of my *new* favorite 2026 series!

#OnSundaysWeStan

Keep a lookout every Sunday for more heart-centric, super cool, amazingly talented peeps to make your feed a LIL bit more magical in 2026.

Linkedin

Leading a Sales & Customer Success team within LinkedIn Marketing Solution's Strategic Accounts segment. 

My team helps some of the world’s largest Technology companies deliver on their business and marketing objectives by harnessing LinkedIn’s B2B data, measurement, and advertising solutions.

Senior Sales Manager, Marketing Solutions - Strategic Accounts

Leading a Sales and Customer Success team within LinkedIn’s Marketing Solutions line of business.

My team of Account Executives (Sales) and Client Solutions Managers (Customer Success) helped ~100 of North America’s fastest growing Technology companies accelerate their growth by harnessing LinkedIn’s suite of data, advertising, and B2B measurement, solutions.

I built and executed GTM strategy to enable our team to deliver customer value and support the goals of the Marketing Solution business. This involved collaboration with cross functional partners such as Sales Ops, Biz Ops, Partner Management, Insights, and Product Management.

Sales Manager, Marketing Solutions - Technology Vertical

Oracle

Leading Oracle Data Cloud's B2B Vertical Sales team.

The team helped customers utilize data to reach key audiences and drive demand through their digital advertising efforts, execute successful programmatic Account Based Marketing initiatives, and ensure Brand Safety while doing so.   

Oracle Data Cloud's platform products (Oracle DMP & MOAT Analytics) enable marketers to effectively manage and activate their data assets, centralize audience planning, and measure cross platform advertising activity.

Head of Sales - B2B 

Senior Client Partner B2B 

Medallia

Enabling large enterprises to get closer to their customers by selecting and implementing Medallia's customer experience management software.

Director of Sales

LinkedIn

Consultative Sales/Business Development role that involved developing strong relationships and partnerships with senior marketers and their brands.

Responsibilities and achievements included:

- Developing marketing strategies that delivered on client's business and marketing objectives. Clients included HSBC, Zurich Insurance, Dell & Dassault Systemes.
- One of two EMEA reps selected to participate in a project to help scale LinkedIn's native advertising business:  developing training resources which educated global sales teams on effective Go to market approaches. 
- Promoted to Senior Account Director in 2014

Account/Senior Account Director

- Built relationships with and developed successful advertising campaigns for clients and their media agencies.
- Supported two Account Directors to achieve $2M+ sales quota, before taking on my own $1M+ Sales quota in January 2012.
- Interviewed candidates and mentored new starters as the sales and account management team, expanded from circa 10 to 25 employees in the 6 months post IPO.
- Helped to define best practices and implement process improvements within the account management function.
- Promoted twice in 2 years, moving into Account Director role in Jan 2013.

Account/Sales Account Manager

London School of Business and Finance

Digital Project Manager

Google

Responsibilities included:

- Meeting and exceeding a $M quarterly sales quota.
- Managed Google's relationship with 125 UK/Ireland based advertisers, proposing digital marketing strategies that utilized a range of Google products to deliver on brand and direct response goals.

Account Associate

My career in sales began at Google in 2008 and over the past 15 years I've gained valuable sales and leadership experience at LinkedIn, Medallia, and Oracle.

I'm passionate about people development and have endless curiosity about the art and science of selling.

I bring this to every sales role I've occupied and have also channeled it into Senan Sales Consulting, a coaching and consultancy business designed to help individuals and sales organizations increase their productivity.

It also comes through here on LinkedIn, where I regularly provide advice, tips, and frameworks for Enterprise Sellers and Sales Leaders.

Having grown up in Ireland, and spent ~12 years of my career in London and New York, I now live in Denver with my wife and son.

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