Louis Grenier

Bonjour bonjour, I’m Louis Grenier, a recovering Frenchman who helps marketers to stand the f*ck out.

You can stand the f*ck out. Yes, even in the marketing industry. You can find your people and position what you do in a way that feeds your soul. You can build a resilient business and have fun—without working 40 hours a day. You can land some amazing opportunities because your message is so clear, unique, and appealing to the right people. You can stand the f*ck out without bouncing from tactic to tactic, hoping it will work.

It's just that there are no shortcuts, no secrets, no growth hacks to get you there—because, if it was easy, everyone would do it. 

In other words, standing the f*ck out is meant to be hard.

I'm just hoping I could make your journey a tad more enjoyable. Whenever you're ready, there are three ways I can help you:

🤘 Subscribe to my daily emails (Mon-Fri) and get advanced positioning, branding, & lead gen tips.
🤘 Work with me privately via 1-to-1 coaching.
🤘Enroll in my training to help your clients Stand The F*ck Out or make your marketing team sniff the same glue.

Drop me a DM!!

Nice things people say about me/my work:

"The positioning GOAT." Harry Dry, creator of MarketingExamples.com

"Louis's work flipped my struggling company from losing money to profiting close to two million dollars in a year. Because of him, we stopped copying others and figured out how to forge our own path to stand out." - Jonathan Goodman, best-selling author, Founder of the PTDC

"Louis is a force to be reckoned with. Give him a product, a bunch of users, and a market opportunity and he will quickly identify the positioning gap—and work quickly to fill it. I should know; I worked with him on a project just like this for a €30M+ ARR SaaS brand. Louis is to positioning what Hoover is to vacuum cleaners—synonymous." - Sançar Sahin, former VP of Marketing at Typeform & Hotjar

Podcaster

Everyone Hates Marketers changed my life in so many ways. It helped me to connect with folks I admired. It helped me get a job in tech after burning out running my first marketing agency. And it still teaches me so much about our craft.

It's the only marketing podcast for people sick of marketing b*llshit. It's a Top 1% podcast with nearly 2M downloads. Also, 25,000+ followers across podcast platforms. More than 3,000 downloads per episode.

Louis Grenier 🤘

BREAKING: [New version of an AI model that’s 0.01% better than the previous one] just changed [an entire discipline that takes decades to master] forever. 

(and it's not even close) 

[A couple of bullets on how you’re a f*cking simpleton who does everything wrong, including the most basic tasks]

[Classic LLM sentence structure "That’s not this. It’s that." to really drive the point home and make you feel worthless.]

I just built a groundbreaking system that eliminates 90% of that manual work. (Editor’s note: No you f*cking didn’t.)

Here's what it does

→ [Something that takes days to do properly that can now be done in less than 30 seconds]
→ [A vague statement that’s empty of any meaning but sounds very smart]
→ [An another one that uses "adaptive" somewhere]
→ [And a final one that implies you can achieve something akin to the perpetual motion machine]

[Re-use of that classic LLM sentence structure "This isn’t about this. No, it’s about that" to really make sure you get the point because the implication is that you’re slow as f, remember?]

And best of all, [whatever system they’re promoting runs 24/7, which means, of course, that it’s going to generate truckload of cash while you sleep.]

[Repeat of what that groundbreaking system does but using slightly different words so you feel the depth you know?]

[And then of course, that system is so good they’re willing to give it away for free just because they’re so generous.]

I’m giving away the complete blueprint:

- [Complete 4-step process that summarises the entire discipline]
- [Something else that’s worthless]
- [And then of course something something orchestration]
 
Comment "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE GIVING AWAY THAT PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE FOR FREE" and I'll send it to you.

(must be able to do a cartwheel while blondfolded so I can DM)

Stand The F*ck Out | Dad, marketing troll, contrarian, husband, author, bowel cancer survivor

Founder @ Flow

Most SaaS companies don’t lose customers because of product. They never make it there in the first place because of crappy onboarding.

I’ve led marketing & growth at five SaaS scale-ups, and advised many more. Wherever I went, I saw the same pattern repeating itself: founders spending millions to acquire users, only to lose them in the first few clicks.

In 2022, I founded Flow to help B2B SaaS companies fix their onboarding gap, and turn trial users into loyal subscribers. Basically, my job is to speed-run users as quickly as possible to their first “aha” moment: that’s what really makes them stick.

Here’s how we do it:
- First we’re uncovering how users really experience your product (and where they drop off).
- Then we’re pinpointing onboarding friction that kills activation and conversions.
- Based on that, we build personalized onboarding flows across in-app, email, and beyond, using scalable low-code solutions.

Acquisition is expensive, retention is priceless - and onboarding is the bridge between the two. Our clients see faster activation, higher subscription rates, and less cancellations. They get users that stay, succeed, and become advocates.

If you’re leading a SaaS company and want your users to stick, I’d love to connect.

Jamie McDermott

20,000 streams over the weekend 🤯 

The last few days have been a wild ride since the release of my (and Jody Wisternoff's) new song, Citadel on #Anjunadeep16.

For anyone interested I've included a couple of links below for Spotify & Apple Music so you can have a listen. For those that have already checked it out, thank you! 😊 

🟢  Listen on Spotify: https://lnkd.in/gg3H5uek

🍎 Listen on Apple Music: https://lnkd.in/gZXrjbxD

Thanks also to the Involved Group - Anjunabeats, Anjunadeep, Involved Management, Involved Publishing team for their support with the record.

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