Luke Condren Writing

It took me almost a decade of soul-searching to find what I was put on this Earth to do. Can you say the same?

The main goal of copywriting is conversion and sales. Knowing the fundamentals is important to do that,  and not just slapping words onto a screen because they "feel right". There's methods out there. Studies. Psychology at work, tons of templates, structures, and methods, that work time and time again. Especially in B2B and SaaS.

I didn't go in half arsed. I wanted to make sure I GOT this, to not be a fraud who thinks they're God's next gift in the copywriting world. I needed to know the rules, what worked, and have it told by people that bring in millions in their lifetime. 

And that's what I did. I understand that the first time might not work. But I understand that with a bit more refining. A bit more optimization. Some A/B testing. Incredibly deep research that almost seems obvious...

It all amounts to your money being made back, or I'll eat my hat. 

If you want this powerhouse in your corner, it's time to stop right here and make a choice. Over 60+ clients have done the same. You're not the first. I am tried and tested. There are no losers for people who work with me. 

It's time to act. And if you do it quickly...

You won't be put on my waitlist whilst others make their money through my efforts.

Freelance E-commerce Marketer & Conversion Specialist

Unique Prototypes

Ken, the founder and CEO, hired an agency to build his website. However, the agency couldn't build anything without copy. So Ken found me.

He had a tight deadline, but was a nice guy, so I accommodated. Within 2 weeks, I came up with copy for his entire website, making sure the fundamentals were there, being multiple CTAs, contact details in the header, and including everything he wanted to include. 

Check the home page document below for an example of how I pulled this off. His site isn't live right now, but once it is, I'll update this experience.

B2B Copywriter

cycls

I wrote a partnership announcement for Cycls in regard to their SAR'YAH app.

Not many bells and whistles here. Simple 500 word piece, expectations were met.

B2B Content Writer

Upto11

One of my first jobs on Upwork, I approached Teresa to write landing page copy for a tool called Share2Get, for upto11.

Applying all copywriting fundamentals, I aimed for simplicity and clear messaging, due to this tool being quite the unknown in this industry. Not entirely unknown as similar tools have been made in the past, but this tool was a more modern approach to previous efforts.

The goal was not to confuse the prospect, and to avoid confusing jargon. Things that are viewed as a relative unknown, invite more risk assessments, so it was my aim to make the copy as clear as possible to alleviate that. 

The final landing page copy was changed from my original submission and I had no opportunity to A/B test, but if what's currently up is getting them results, then I wish them well.

Kudiwave

Kudiwave was an interesting one. Different country entirely, different financial restrictions, it was unfamiliar ground, and a lot of important research was needed...

It's a damn good thing I don't stray away from difficult topics, ey?

The research was in-depth, and it was a challenge to understand the why's and the how's of the countries national restrictions on spending abroad. But I did it, and I understood why Kudiwave was incredibly important in what it is. 

A financial service that unleashes the restrictive cap on global spending.

Content Writer

Sessions

Sessions just seemed like the next step up in terms of video-conferencing, so crawling through their SaaS service only made me think...

"Ok, why has this taken so long to be made?"

It's a UX friendly platform. It makes sense for internal communications, it HAS everything you think you'd need to make the working process easier and more fluid. 

They're going places. Just give it a few years, you'll see.

B2B SaaS Content Writer

SVGtoPNG.com

It's quite difficult to bring out the features and benefits of an online file conversion service. What's the USP? Why do people need convincing to use this tool, when it should be an after-thought in the users' mind...

Turns out, yeah. They kinda DO need an explanation. Because when most people use a tool for one purpose, they don't realise there's other tools. And they might not know why those tools should be used, so it might be your best interest to explain them.

And that's what I did.

Copywriter

Go Gamers Tech

Wrote a press release for the announcement of their Mastercard Gaming Tournament.

Public Relations Writer

Bobbin Productions

Wrote and uploaded an article about video production.

B2B Content Writer 

Optilist

In charge of all online operations for Optilist.

Main line of work is updating listings to stand out against similarly priced holiday rentals in the local property market, as well as keeping the website up to date.

Director Of Online Marketing

Get 3 FREE conversion based tips for YOUR store, live on call, by asking me for an audit. 

The Accolades:
• 143% increase in sales, 156% increase in total orders, and an 88% increase in conversions, compared to the last 3 months.
• Landed a store's FIRST sale after 2 years by sending high-level sales emails to a list of just 800. 
• Increased hero section clicks from 110 to 170 by simply changing a SENTENCE.
• And more...

What You Need To Know:
I've studied under 3 of the world's best copywriters, 2 ex-Agora financial (the most profitable copywriting business in the entire world), and the UK's #1 E-commerce copywriter.

Need some ads? I'll not only write them for you, I'll also design your graphics, edit your videos, and set up the damn campaigns myself.

Website edits? I know every single page builder known to man. Anything I suggest in the audits? I can do ALL of it by myself. Shopify be damned. 

Massage your shoulders, make tea? Uh... you should... find someone else, I'm past that part. But there isn't much else I can't do.

What's Next?
There's only one way to work with me. And that's through me giving YOU a live audit of your store or website. It's easy to write that I can make you more sales, but until we're on that call? No dice until I've proven my knowledge and experience to you. 

Otherwise... what's the point of looking for a store specialist if you're not going to take a chance on one of them showing ACTUAL proof in the banner?

DM me first to register your interest and let me have a glance of your site.

And let's have some fun, ey? Now get in my DM's if you want to make more sales, you! Take the leap!

Joseph Condren

B2B Content Writer & LinkedIn Ghostwriter | Helping Businesses Grow Their Brand Authority, Reach New Audiences & Leverage Their Time 🤝

Pedro Miguel

I help you build a LinkedIn system that gets 3-5 warm leads/week consistently — without ads, funnels, or burnout risk.

What we build together:

Content that shows proof, not just personality.
A daily system that runs with or without you.
A profile that pre-sells you before the call.
DMs that feel human but drive action.
Offers that make buyers say “finally”.

Some do it with me.
Some have me build the whole engine for them.

But either way, the outcome is the same:
Substance turned into sales.

DM me “FLOW” if you want to see how that system would look inside your business.

Substance-to-Sales

Furlough

As a mentor and experienced writer, I set on a personal mission to help other writers grow.

Providing guidance and support to a private community of 53 writers across their new journey.

Social Media Coach

Self Employed

I help bloggers, businesses, and brands articulate their message and reach their audience through compelling and strategic writing. Every word has a purpose.

Personal Branding

Fulcrum

Specialize in creating high-quality written content that is optimized for search engines, and satisfied the user experience to its best ability

I help Coaches & Founders sign clients through LinkedIn | Top 1% Favikon Portugal | Apply Below ↓

You don’t have a content problem. You have a client problem.

Likes don’t pay your bills. Conversations do.

What I do is simple: I build LinkedIn systems that bring in 3-5 qualified sales calls per week.

No funnels, no ads, no “hope this post goes viral.”

Some recent runs:
1. Consultancy → 15 calls in 20 days, €180k pipeline.
2. Executive coach → 22 calls in 30 days, $70k closed.
3. Marketing firm → $12k/month retainer off 5 posts.
4. Leadership coach → 3 clients in 14 days, $18k closed.
5. Retreat host → $45k pre-sold, sold 3 months early.

On average, clients add €100k+ pipeline in their first 90 days.
Top end so far: €240k in 12 weeks.

Where most founders stall?

- treating their LinkedIn as a diary, not a deal flow system.

All of this leads to instability... and the fix isn’t “post more.”

It’s a system:
– Positioning that pre-sells you
– Proof content that builds demand
– DMs that open conversations and close deals

That’s the engine I install. Predictable. Repeatable. Reliable.

If your LinkedIn isn’t producing consistent calls, DM me “FLOW.”

I’ll send you the 5-line plan I’d use to turn your profile into a revenue machine.

Pedro Miguel 🟪

Can we please just normalise taking care of yourself,
instead of waiting for a huge breakdown first.

You don’t need a doctor’s note or a mid-life crisis to start sleeping properly.
You don’t need to hit 30% body fat before you pick up a weight.
You don’t need to “hit rock bottom” to start walking every day.

Not everything has to be some dramatic redemption arc.
Sometimes it’s just:
“I got tired of feeling like sh*t, so I changed it.”

You don’t need ice baths, supplements, or a monk-mode routine.

You need:
Real food and sleep that isn’t optional.

And a reason to care again.

There's absolutely no need for a miracle plan.
They do need a reminder they’re still in charge.

You worked hard. You built a life.

Now build the health to actually live it.

End of chat.

I help busy men fix their sleep, energy, and body → without the nonsense.

“You’re tired because you don’t cold plunge every morning.”

Garbage advice.

you’re tired because you sleep terrible, eat terrible, and stress all day.

not because you didn’t sit in a bucket of ice like an instagram model.

cold plunges are fine.

they make you feel awake because your body thinks you’re dying for 30 seconds.

I wouldn't call that exactly healthy honestly.

you know what fixes tired?

• going to bed at a normal freaking time
• eating something green occasionally
• not living off caffeine and apples
• walking more than 800 steps a day
• lifting a weight that isn’t your ego

but the internet will sell you anything that looks “hardcore.”
because “basic human routine” doesn’t get clicks.

so no.

You’re not tired because of the temperature of your bathtub.

you’re tired because your foundation is weak.

There's steps to run through first...

cold plunge after if you’re bored.

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