Evan Patterson 💅🏻

Hire Me & Win In The Attention Economy💥 I Help Founders & Startups Grow Audiences 🔥 Ghostwriting • Personal Branding • Social Selling • Community Marketing • Content Strategy • B2B Influencers • Affiliate Programs

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I’m Evan Patterson.

Fractional CMO. Personal CMO.
LGBTQ+. AuDHD. Two cats who have main-character energy and paperwork opinions.
Metro Detroit-raised, Chicago-thriving, seeking a EU-husband for dual citizenship (kind of not joking...)

A small but vocal group of humans — plus my mother — call me the Joan Rivers of Marketing. I didn’t ask for that title, but I also didn’t give it back.

My work focuses on helping founders, CEOs, and operators stop sounding like they were assembled by committee. When people understand you quickly, everything gets easier: sales, hiring, partnerships, even that awkward moment when someone pretends they’ve heard of your company before.

My entire approach runs on feral specificity.
Egregiously unique. Audaciously effective.
Ideas with teeth. Narratives with posture. Writing that doesn’t need a spotlight to command attention.

I work in two lanes.

Evan Patterson Consulting
The Fractional CMO lane.

This is where companies finally get a marketing function that isn’t held together by vibes, hope, and a Google Doc last updated during the pandemic. I rebuild the structure, the sequencing, and the decisions that keep revenue steady instead of seasonal.

The second lane
The executive identity work.

Voice extraction. Narrative architecture. Brand presence that doesn’t wobble when the market does. There’s more coming in this lane; something I’m building quietly; and it’s shaping the way I help leaders show up with clarity and actual gravitational pull.

I build systems with staying power.
I build brands people remember without squinting.
I build marketing that earns attention because it deserves attention.

People who work well with me tend to appreciate speed, accuracy, and a sense of humor about the chaos they built before I arrived. People who want a polite museum tour of marketing usually exit early.

My goal is consistent: make you unmistakable.

Fractional Content & Community Marketing Leader

Ditch the gift cards, scrap the underutilized benefits package, and focus on the individuals in your organization instead.

Companies looking to improve performance and retention should care about helping people get further faster towards what matters most in their life. We make this easy with tools to create personalized incentives, meaningful recognition & self-defined benefits that help their people unlock "sacred funds" towards their personal life goals.

Employee Motivation Simplified.

Evan Patterson

Entrepreneurship is not only a path to building wealth—it may be how you survive if you're an underestimated founder.

The right copy and email strategy drives business. 
But it's tricky to get right.
That's why people hire me.

I'm Sebastian (he/him), a Queer and Trans founder on a mission to help 100 underestimated founders make their first $1,000,000 (myself included).

How?

By creating email systems that make it easy for you clients to work with you.

Email is the most slept on marketing lever out there. It's the only direct line of communication you have to your audience on the internet. It can't compete with social on conversion.

What's it like to work with me? Hear what a couple of my clients had to say:

“Sebastian embraced my core values of being unapologetically and authentically myself, and our values, morals, and ethics aligned perfectly. The experience was transformative and enjoyable.” - Arlo West, Founder of Studio Arlo

“Sebastian was a game-changer for my speaker website. He crafted copy that perfectly captured my voice and the essence of my message in a way that feels both authentic and impactful.”- Andrea Parker, Speaker and Co-Founder of FunX

Ready to get your email strategy locked in? Send me a DM or email at Sebastian@DziukStudios.com

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