Evan Patterson 💅🏻

Hire Me & Win In The Attention Economy💥 I Help Founders & Startups Grow Audiences 🔥 Ghostwriting • Personal Branding • Social Selling • Community Marketing • Content Strategy • B2B Influencers • Affiliate Programs

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I’m Evan Patterson.

Fractional CMO. Personal CMO.
LGBTQ+. AuDHD. Two cats who have main-character energy and paperwork opinions.
Metro Detroit-raised, Chicago-thriving, seeking a EU-husband for dual citizenship (kind of not joking...)

A small but vocal group of humans — plus my mother — call me the Joan Rivers of Marketing. I didn’t ask for that title, but I also didn’t give it back.

My work focuses on helping founders, CEOs, and operators stop sounding like they were assembled by committee. When people understand you quickly, everything gets easier: sales, hiring, partnerships, even that awkward moment when someone pretends they’ve heard of your company before.

My entire approach runs on feral specificity.
Egregiously unique. Audaciously effective.
Ideas with teeth. Narratives with posture. Writing that doesn’t need a spotlight to command attention.

I work in two lanes.

Evan Patterson Consulting
The Fractional CMO lane.

This is where companies finally get a marketing function that isn’t held together by vibes, hope, and a Google Doc last updated during the pandemic. I rebuild the structure, the sequencing, and the decisions that keep revenue steady instead of seasonal.

The second lane
The executive identity work.

Voice extraction. Narrative architecture. Brand presence that doesn’t wobble when the market does. There’s more coming in this lane; something I’m building quietly; and it’s shaping the way I help leaders show up with clarity and actual gravitational pull.

I build systems with staying power.
I build brands people remember without squinting.
I build marketing that earns attention because it deserves attention.

People who work well with me tend to appreciate speed, accuracy, and a sense of humor about the chaos they built before I arrived. People who want a polite museum tour of marketing usually exit early.

My goal is consistent: make you unmistakable.

Fractional Content & Community Marketing Leader

Ditch the gift cards, scrap the underutilized benefits package, and focus on the individuals in your organization instead.

Companies looking to improve performance and retention should care about helping people get further faster towards what matters most in their life. We make this easy with tools to create personalized incentives, meaningful recognition & self-defined benefits that help their people unlock "sacred funds" towards their personal life goals.

Employee Motivation Simplified.

Evan Patterson

Filling Calendars & Carts with Targeted Digital Marketing | CSM @ Legend Digitech | SaaS • B2B • Fintech

Tired of pouring money into marketing that doesn't generate qualified leads? 

You're not alone. Most founders I work with are stuck with:

⤷ Beautiful websites that don't convert
⤷ Random social media posts with no strategy
⤷ Wasted ad spend on unqualified traffic
⤷ No predictable lead generation system

I help founders build marketing machines that deliver 50-100 qualified leads per month. After helping companies like RZ, LFUK, LFusions, TCS and AnalytIQ go from 5 to 45 leads/month in 60 days, I've developed a proven 3-step system:

⤷𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝘂𝗱𝗶𝘁 - Find your biggest lead leaks
⤷𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 - Build your lead generation engine
⤷𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗻 - Systematically increase qualified leads

𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘀:
→ 300% increase in leads for B2B SaaS company
→ $89 cost-per-lead (down from $300) for e-commerce brand
→ 45 booked calls/month for professional services firm

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁?
Clients who used to see marketing as a cost now see it as their best investment.

If you’re ready to turn your digital presence into a predictable pipeline, without burning more budget, let’s talk.

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