Evan Patterson 💅🏻

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Co Host

Evan Patterson Consulting

Providing go-to-market marketing consulting, influencer marketing management and services, affiliate marketing management and services, product advising, social media marketing and management services and training, community marketing and management services and training, social selling and personal branding coaching, ghostwriting, copywriting, and public speaking services for B2B SaaS startups and adjacent businesses.

Freelance Digital Marketer

The Slaybook 😻

The Slaybook is a sassy, fun, educational podcast filled to the martini glass brim of high-energy conversations with natural innovators and friendly industry disruptors who bring both expertise and charisma to every episode.

Season 1 premiers Summer 2025!

Host

TerraRossa Impact Advisors

Executive Branding Consultant

SDR Leaders of USA

Partnerships Manager

SDR Leaders of EMEA

Fractional Head of Marketing

Rocket Science Branding

Fractional VP of Sales & Marketing

Inclusive Agile

Marketing Consultant

Worklyfe

Fractional Content & Community Marketing Leader

Across the Pond & Over the Rainbow

Co-Founder & Co-Host

Hire Me & Win In The Attention Economy💥 I Help Founders & Startups Grow Audiences 🔥 Ghostwriting • Personal Branding • Social Selling • Community Marketing • Content Strategy • B2B Influencers • Affiliate Programs

CURRENTLY BOOKING NEW FRACTIONAL MARKETING CLIENTS 👋🏻 You should really click the "...see more" button over there. 👉🏻

😉

👉 If you’re a B2B SaaS founder, CMO, or GTM lead looking to grow brand and pipeline without hiring a bloated marketing team—I’m your person.

🧠 I build and run lean, high-impact marketing machines for startups that want to punch above their weight.

Whether you need:

- A ghostwriter who can make your LinkedIn presence explode 💥
- A social-led content engine that actually drives pipeline
- A partner to launch influencer, affiliate, or co-marketing campaigns
- Or someone to figure out why your content flops harder than a 2008 Vine star…

🎯 I’ve got receipts and repeatable playbooks.

💡 Specialties (aka how I turn chaos into conversions):

- Fractional CMO / Head of Content & Community
- Founder/ELT Ghostwriting & Personal Brand Strategy
- B2B Social Media + Community Management (LinkedIn, Bluesky, Reddit, YouTube & more)
- Influencer & Affiliate Marketing for B2B
- Co-Marketing, Channel, & Strategic Partnerships
- Social Selling Enablement for Sales Teams
- Podcasts, Carousels, Shorts, Oh My 🎙️
- Making B2B Actually Fun (not a felony)

👥 Who I work with:

- B2B SaaS startups (Pre-Seed to Series B)
- GTM leaders ready to invest in visibility + growth
- Founders who know they need a marketing expert yesterday
- Impact-driven businesses
- Professional services and communities

📊 Why me? Glad you asked.

✅ Booked 70+ meetings/month via social selling as a BDR
✅ Ghostwritten for 100+ execs (without sounding like ChatGPT)
✅ Coached 500+ reps to increase booked meetings by 20%+
✅ Built a 26K+ audience from scratch—no bots, no BS
✅ Led 300+ influencer campaigns that generated millions of views and real pipeline
✅ Have a waiting list for my personal branding coaching (yes, it’s that good)

If we work together, we’re gonna laugh, grow fast, and make some damn good content while we’re at it.

DM me or comment on one of my posts—let’s chat. Worst case? You leave with 3 new ideas for free.

Ditch the gift cards, scrap the underutilized benefits package, and focus on the individuals in your organization instead.

Companies looking to improve performance and retention should care about helping people get further faster towards what matters most in their life. We make this easy with tools to create personalized incentives, meaningful recognition & self-defined benefits that help their people unlock "sacred funds" towards their personal life goals.

Employee Motivation Simplified.

Evan Patterson

Me at a gay bar last night… my friend: “Trump being our first out(ed) LGBTQ+ President was not on my BINGO Card.”

Me, a fellow Gay™️: “Really? With that much gender affirming care? Between the Jersey Shore look, the cheap wig, an Vance’s eyeliner, we all know who’s having the ice salad and who’s ordering the steak, if you know you know, wink wink nudge nudge.”

A gay guy showing his straight girl friend around the bar: *spits drink out laughing onto girl by accident*

Me: “See? Even we spit. Donnie Josephine Trump sure as h*ll doesn’t.”

“He’s the Joan Rivers of Marketing” 😎 Ghostwriter for Executives ✨ Freelance Marketer 🤖 Fractional CMO 😍 Personal Branding Services 👻 Growing B2B Brands 📈 AuDHD 🧠 LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈 Cat Dad 🐈

Good morning to everyone who says "Got a sec?" without saying why or what they want to discuss in the same message. 

Y'all can step on a LEGO and choke for causing folks panic attacks.

“He’s the Joan Rivers of Marketing” ✨ Fractional CMO for Companies 😎 Personal CMO for the Ambitious🏆 Egregiously Unique, Audaciously Effective, Feral Specificity

Ready isn't a feeling, it's a choice.

Do your due diligence, sure, but you do not have to have it all figured it out. 

Launch that business, get it wrong, reiterate, get the feedback, churn that customer, drop that ball, live and learn.

Being ready doesn't mean you won't make mistakes.

Being ready means you're deciding that you need to allow yourself to do your best, which means you will make mistakes, and you will learn from those mistakes, and you will keep doing this til the day you die.

You got this, boo.

Fractional CMO for Companies ✨😎 Personal CMO for the Audacious 🏆 Egregiously Unique, Audaciously Effective, Feral Specificity 🌈 LGBTQ+ & AuDHD 🧠 2x Cat Dad 🐈 🐈‍⬛

A lot of founder-led companies stall out for one simple reason: They hire Business Development before they build Marketing. BD is not a band-aid for founder burnout, folks... it is a scaling function. Marketing is the prerequisite.

If you don’t have:
• positioning
• ICP
• a narrative
• content
• demand-gen
• enablement
• a POV

…BD will fail.

I have zero success stories of the “BD first, marketing later” model working. Not one.

It’s a sequencing issue.

Your decisions determine whether you grow — or stall.

Every founder thinks they’re the exception. And every time, I watch the exact same story play out: A founder-led company hits that weird middle stage 

Open article: Why Founder-Led Companies Stall Out: The Fatal Mistake of Hiring BD Before Building Marketing by Evan Patterson • 4 min read

Why Founder-Led Companies Stall Out: The Fatal Mistake of Hiring BD Before Building Marketing

The Social Squads

Co-Founder

Scalant

Graphic Designer

The Sparks Foundation

Web Development Intern

Aashman foundation

Human Resources Intern

Solid Learning LLP

International MUN 

Campus Ambassador

Collegedunia

Campus Ambassador 

Personal Branding Strategist | Social Media Manager | LinkedIn Ghostwriter | Tech | Finance | Marketing | DM for LinkedIn Profile Management

We live in a digital age where your online presence and reputation matter more than ever.

Hi there 👋 I’m Naman. I’m a Personal Branding Strategist.

I love to help people shine online and become their own brands. The power of social media is undeniable.

Building your personal brand is like planting a seed today that will grow into a fruitful tree tomorrow.

You might be wondering how can I help you grow your personal brand online. I can help you in following ways:-

👉 Content Marketing
👉 LinkedIn Marketing
👉 Social Media Marketing
👉 Marketing Consultation

If you are someone who wants to harness the power and potential of branding the right way online, let’s connect.

For Services Related Inquiry & brand collaborations DM me or drop a mail at n.toshniwal2828@gmail.com

Naman Toshniwal

I just built a tool in 20 minutes that saved my team $5,000 

By last month, we were wasting 15+ hours a week just tracking leads and updating spreadsheets.

So I asked myself: "Why are we doing manually what a computer can do in minutes?"

I opened Replit, typed exactly what I needed in plain English, and 30 minutes later:

Our automated CRM was live

➡️ Slack notifications for every lead 
➡️ Google Drive reports generated automatically 
➡️ Insights we used to make decisions daily 

No dev team. 
No APIs. 
No headaches.

Result? 
Our workflow went from messy → money-making machine in less than a day.

If I can build this in 20 minutes… imagine what you could create for your business.

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P.S: What’s one workflow in your business that’s wasting time?

RIP ChatGPT, I found an All-in-one AI tool that performs 10x better!

Introducing ChatLLM by Abacus AI. All AI tools in one place! https://lnkd.in/giPTVhnR

HERE ARE ALL THE FANTASTIC FEATURES

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GPT 5.1,  Gemini 3.0 Pro, Claude 4.5, Grok 4, DeepSeek, Kling, Luma, Runway, Llama, and many more

2. IMAGE & VIDEO GENERATION
Using the best AI models, including Nano Banana Pro, FLUX, DALL-E, Ideogram, Kling, Runway, Luma & many other tools to turn your ideas into amazing pictures & videos.

3. BUILDING LANDING PAGES & WEBSITES
A simple prompt instantly gives you live website previews. Edit everything—colors, text, layout—effortlessly!

4. AI PRESENTATIONS
ChatLLM allows you to generate Word, Excel, or PowerPoint files quickly with a single prompt. It is quick, simple, and time-saving.

5. AI PERSONAL ASSISTANT - OPERATOR
AI handles tasks for you 24/7, even while you’re asleep. It can search the web and take action, acting like a personal assistant that never needs a break.

6. CHAT WITH PDF
You can work with any document, no matter how long or short & when things get complicated, get a quick summary that makes sense.

7. HUMANIZE AI CONTENT
RIP AI Detectors. Generate your AI content. Just click the "Humanise" icon, choose your preferred tone, and the text will become human.

8. SEARCH THE WEB
RIP Perplexity - ChatLLM gives real-time answers with trusted sources, images, and videos.

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Create mobile Apps, Websites, Technical reports, presentations, and much more with simple prompts. Make edits with simple English!

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I didn’t plan to start my day with goosebumps 
But today’s newspaper changed everything…

Today I woke up, saw the newspaper and the first thing I saw was this:
It’s Rajinikanth’s 75th birthday.

And yes, I knew it was his birthday.
I was expecting tributes…
But I definitely wasn’t expecting something this massive, this heartfelt, this historic.

A full-page celebration that felt bigger than news it felt like a national moment.

And suddenly, I was 10 years old again… 
Watching my family turn every Rajini release into a full-blown celebration.
Back then, I didn’t know why it felt magical today I finally do.
Some people entertain us.
Some people define the whole ERA!

Rajinikanth didn’t just create movies.
He created a national emotion.

And today?
OTTplay literally declared 12/12 as Rajinikanth Day.

This wasn’t marketing.
This was fandom → culture → legacy happening in front of us.

I grew up watching Rajini turn screens into celebrations.
So seeing a tech-driven platform honour him like this?
This hit really different.

Because cinema isn’t just what we watch
it’s what we carry.

And Rajinikanth?
He’s the rare phenomenon who still unites generations with one name.

Beautiful initiative. Perfect tribute to legend.
Happy #RajinikanthDay.

#RajinikanthTimes #OTTplay

The AI infrastructure race isn’t coming, it’s here. 

1,500 builders on the Warriors court prove the shift is massive. 

Watch March 9: the future of compute is about to get real.

The infrastructure layer is being rebuilt for AI, agents, and a new kind of cloud.

So we’re hosting our inaugural Daytona COMPUTE Conference on the Warriors’ home court, bringing 1,500 builders together.

March 9, 2026

Apply for tickets → https://lnkd.in/d32QFJWm

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱?
𝗙𝗪𝗕 → 𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝘀. 😭🔥

I swear, some marketing teams are doing overtime… and then there’s Shaadi.com, casually dropping the cleanest integration of the year in Family Man S3.

Guy puts “FWB” on his profile,
and confidently says that it means: “Family Wale Boys.” 💀💀
But this tiny moment?

Made all viewers subconsciously align on one thing:

FWB officially means Family Wale Boys.

Tell me that isn’t elite positioning.

This is the kind of marketing I love,
smart, subtle, and so natural that you don’t even realize it worked… until it’s everywhere.

Sometimes you don’t need a 60-sec ad.

You just need one confused family wala boy and a legendary misunderstanding.

Everyone is building AI agents.
Few are building ones that get paid.

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The next wave of AI isn’t about building tools.
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