Disgustingly Good Copy

Email Storyteller & Sales Copywriter

'That's exactly what I wanted to say, I just didn't know how to say it'

I know that you know your ideal client inside and out.

You know them better than they know themselves.

But what you don't know, is how to COMMUNICATE that knowledge. You're stuck in 'expert mode'. 

And your copy is lacking punch and panache.

Your words should lovingly slap your audience in the face with how hard they resonate. You know when you watch a play or film or read a book that just gets it so right, you can be painfully gut-laughing and sobbing like a baby within the same breath?

That's what great copy achieves.

It's the tragedy of showing the reality of what is...

And the close-enough-to-touch fantasy thrill of showing what could be.

Those with the beach balls to be bold, daring, and experimental with their copy, win the game.


If you're a scaling online service provider, coach, consultant, or course creator who knows the power of cherry-picked words that karate chop your prospects in the heart space...

I might just be your gal.

If you dare to pour gasoline on your copy and set the internet on FIRE, I can help you with:

>> Website copy
>> Sales Pages
>> Email copywriting

Swing by the DMs for a low-key chat*
Or peruse the website: www.emmaloveday.com

*Low-key being the focus there, I'm so chilled I'm practically horizontal - apart from when it comes to writing copy that converts, of course ;)

Sales Copywriter

March 2020, I was let go with one day's notice.

My mum said, “There are loads of jobs going in Tesco”

And she kept on and on and on.

The relentless nag of your mamma, nothing quite like it.

Except I was looking for other things.

I was looking for writing jobs.

I told her, “Mam! Stop going on about Tesco!”

Why does this tiny Welsh woman insist on me getting an £9 p/h job?

👉No flexibility.
👉Horrible working hours.
👉Everything I'd just come from.
👉Everything I wanted to avoid



As a starting point, I was showing her writing jobs that were £35 p/h.

(Not too shabby, says the queen of minimum wage)

👉Work from home. Cushty.
👉Hyper flexible.
👉Build my copywriting biz on the side? HELL YES.

Could she not see?

But actually, she couldn’t.

My parents didn’t know or understand the skills I had.

They didn’t know I could make money with said skills.

They didn’t see it as a viable option.

They didn’t really believe I could get those jobs.

And not because they didn’t have faith in their day-dreaming kiddo…

But it just wasn’t their world.

👉Get a ‘stable’ job.
👉Set hours
👉Guaranteed income
👉Perks and benefits

Hear me now, lovely people…

I am not above working at Tesco or anywhere else.

I’ve worked in all kinds of jobs and am not above any of them.

But when there is a possibility for things to be better, why wouldn't you take it?


That year I donned my copywriting badge of honour.

I became: 

>>Ghostwriter to acclaimed psychotherapist and anxiety expert, Anxiety Josh.
>>Social media content writer & SEO strategist to Kimberely Quinlan of My Anxiety Toolkit.
>>Long-form article ghostwriter for Jewellery Blog (wishes to remain anonymous)
(Taken from 0 traffic volume per month to 35,000 visitors per month in less than 9 months)


I always saw myself as a writer, but this is the year my professional career began.

Freelance Writer

Socially Anxious Actress

From the age of 12, it was my job to understand what's going on inside your head better than you do.

I was an actress dah-ling.

**flicks poncey scarf around kneck**

The strength of your performance was determined by how well you understood the characters:

👉 Circumstance
👉 Struggles
👉 Motivations
👉 Relationships (with themselves & others)
👉 Their beliefs (the helpful and unhelpful)

You become so good at this, that when you're onstage, there are no clear lines between where the character ends and you begin.

Two become one (as the Spice Girls would say)

And voila, your audience is fully invested.

👉We feel the characters PAIN.
👉We want them to WIN.
👉We're GUTTED when things don't work out.

They are so damn believable.

They are so damn relatable.

A serious actor takes this seriously (seriously).

The research, experimentation, and ideation come long before the rehearsal room and continue right up to showtime.





You should know your ideal client so well that their therapist wouldn't spot the difference if you attended the session in your IC's place.

This is the difference between copy that's 'like-worthy'...

...and copy that is 'where-do-I-sign-up-worthy'.

It all begins with a deep dive into understanding your IC the way an actress makes it her mission to understand her character.

Because THEN...

You can make your copy something your prospects can believe and invest in.

And if they believed in the transformation you offer, just think of the difference that would make to your business.


**Takes grandiose bow**

***Prances off-stage**

Actress & Scriptwriter

Fraser Hart

I was top diamond sales exec for 2 years despite working with Dick, a 64 years old gemologist who had been in the trade for over 40 years.

Here’s the reason why:

Dick was a walking bag of intrigue.

👉64 years old.
👉Had a 40-year-old wife
👉Had a 5-year-old daughter.
👉Came from Alabama.
👉Bit racist.
👉Bit sexist.
👉Bit homophobic
👉Bit of all the things I'm pretty much not okay with.

(Made for some riveting conversations tbh)

He was a fully-fledged gemologist.

Worked in the diamond industry for over 40 years.

There was nothing he didn’t know.

But, for the two years, I always outsold him.

**Puts on DIAMOND AMBASSADOR badge of honor**



Why was it that?

Because I bothered to care about my customers, regardless of the sale.

Engagement ring buyers were my fave.

...Who is your partner?

.........Tell me all about them?

....................How did you meet?

..............................How are you going to propose?!

Let’s talk about how well you know them.

❤️What style would they like?
❤️How would they describe themselves?
❤️Classy, blingy?
❤️Less or more?
❤️Timeless or one-of-a-kind?




Dick, didn’t care.

(It's ok, he'd admit it)

Having Dick as your salesperson must have felt like going to a gemology lecture you never signed up for.

❌He talked about the 4 C’s.
❌He talked about the FEATURES.
❌He never talked in terms of human emotion and experience.
❌He never got excited with them.
❌He really didn’t LISTEN.

There was nothing I loved more than seeing a couple walk back into my store because they then wanted to buy their wedding ring from ME (not Dick 😜)




If human connection isn’t important to you, it will show in your online business.

People buy from people.

People buy from people they connect with.

And they connect with people who actually CARE.

Show them you're interested in them and they will be interested in you.


A.K.A - 

👉Don’t be a Dick.

I mean... don't be LIKE Dick.

Diamond Ambassador/ Store Trainer

Disgustingly Good Copy | Turn your copy into clicks, and clicks into clients | Direct Response Copywriter | Founder of Conversion Copy Academy

Oh, you want an email list of die-hard fans chomping at the bits to hear from you, go nuts every time you make an offer, and get replies like, “These are the *only* emails I read from start to finish”?!  

Turns out, that’s my *not so* hidden talent.

The problem is, inboxes are drowning in half-baked emails. Why should anyone read yours?

I'll tell you...

Because while your competitors go shallow with dead-inside listicles and AI slop… we’re going DEEP with relatable stories, audacious POVs, and high-level advice.

Making *yours* the emails readers make time for, no excuses.

We’re talking 12 series and 20 years of Gavin & Stacey without missing a beat, kind of dedication. We’re talking “I’ve watched all 264 episodes of Frasier THREE TIMES… and I’m ready to go again” kind of dedication.

That’s the type of emails I write.

Story-led, personality-packed emails that make readers feel as comfortable with you as they do with characters from their favourite 90s sitcom.

Imagine if you could:

✅Get replies after months of inbox silence
✅Fill your calendar because you’re always on their mind
✅Send emails *knowing* they’ll help you make sales today, or tomorrow
✅Quit the social slog and sell straight from the inbox by smacking SEND.
✅Build a crowd of you-loving lunatics who spread your name like some scandalous secret.

That’s what happens when you build an A-list and send A-list emails.



👉I work with gutsy coaches, consultants, and founder-led service-providers committed to their email marketing the same way a kid is to keeping their Tamagotchi alive.

(except THIS Tamagotchi rewards you in sales… not sad little beeps).

I'm an ex-actress and scriptwriter who brings the melodrama, unexpected twists, and sitcom-style storytelling flair to an inbox near you. 

Think stories that SLAP so hard, your readers will turn the other cheek just to feel it again.
(Sadists? Maybe. Smart? Definitely).

I’m serious about your business, your copy, and results… but I’ll also casually channel my inner Drag Queen mid-convo and yell “SHANTAY, YOU STAY!”

💅Because why so serious?

Life is better when you can find the funny (and so are emails, BTW).

🤫Some clients call me their dirty little secret.
Well, the secret’s OUT.

Your list is either a goldmine or a junkyard.
You get to choose.



Let’s grow a fandom of obsessed nutters who pay just to be closer to you and your gorgeous brain.

💌DM me for done-for-you email copywriting.

💌Or join the Copy Chops newsletter to ‘suss me out’ first, and even learn how to do it for yourself: emmaloveday.com/copy-chops

Emma Loveday

Jane Kisnica

Jane Kisnica Design

Don't let the complexities of the digital world stop you from realising your dreams.

- Logo Design 
- Web Design
- Brand Design
- Editable social media templates (Canva)
- Posters
- Brochures
- Presentation templates
- Business cards
- & other digital assets

Graphic Design Extraordinaire

Oyster Partnership

Content design for internal and external use
Motion graphics
Assisting with internal recruitment
Designing and ordering merchandise
Paid Ads - Instagram & Facebook
Newsletters
Social media management 
Assisting with events
Designing Presentations 
Photography
Video content 
Google analytics
Project management
Website managing, keeping information up to date
Annual marketing plan creation & delivery 
Monthly reports and KPI summaries
Podcast Management

Marketing Assistant

Reception duties:
•	Meet & greet
•	Answering phones, forwarding calls & taking detailed massages
•	Incoming & outgoing post
•	Dealing with couriers 
•	Booking & upkeep of meeting rooms
•	Stationery & confectionery ordering, keeping track of cost
•	Keeping reception, kitchen tidy & fully stocked
•	Printing, laminating, binding, scanning
•	Responsible for disposal of all paperwork in line with GDPR 
•	Updating diary with new starters birthdays & start dates to note anniversary's
•	Organizing cake with a card from the office for birthdays

Office Assistant duties:
•	Updating org chart
•	Preparing new starter packs - training manuals, stationary, diaries notebooks, logins etc.Setting up 
        mobile phones for new starters
•	Ordering work passes
•	Keeping track of all login details for office employees
•	Ordering business cards
•	Office general maintenance including organising repairs, working with the building manager and 
        cleaners as and when necessary
•	Tracking monthly spend on stationery, confectionery and business related travel
•	Dealing with IT issues personally or via external service
•	Updating the website
•	Providing references for all ex temps and perm placements
•	Booking travel, hotels, restaurants, taxis, trains
•	Assisting with new client proposal creation
•	Assisting with presentation & interview info pack creation
•	Designing quarterly presentations
•	Designing social media content, Christmas cards, Birthday cards, posters, T-shirts, mugs 
        and other promotional material for Oyster internal and external use
•	Uploading compliance 
•	General maintenance of CRM system
•	Assisting with event organization
•	General maintenance of the office and equipment
•	Ad hoc admin and duties
•	Organising card, flower, gift basket delivery for occasions like weddings, child birth and any other
•	Ordering food, refreshments for meetings as and when necessary

PA duties for the Managing Director as and when necessary

Receptionist/ Office Assistant

Fitness First UK

Meet and greet all existing, new and potential new members
Answering phones, taking detailed messages, booking classes, answering any general enquiries about the gym
Issuing membership cards to all new members. Booking all new members for their induction session with a personal trainer
Opening and closing the gym including the tills. 
Daily cash reports 
Daily stock count
Weekly banking
Dealing with all incoming enquiry emails
Ordering new stock on weekly/ monthly basis as required
Dealing with member complaints in a polite and efficient manner 
Assisting members with equipment and exercises 
First aid assistance for injuries and writing accident reports
Writing official membership proof letters for members when required 
Upgrading, downgrading or cancelling memberships
Social media content creation and managing social media channels
Cataloguing all invoices, daily till and stock reports
Providing assistance to the sales and marketing team as and when needed

Receptionist

The Old Auctioneer

Main duties:
Meet and Greet
Managing floor staff and kitchen
Taking bookings
Organizing functions
Cashing up tills and banking
Payroll and tips
Rota and holiday requests
Ordering stock
Safety checks
Social Media
Training new staff

Floor Manager

Aspire Club

Main duties:
Training clients one to one
Creating personalized training programs
Group training classes
Gym Tours
Email inquiries
Social media

Personal Trainer

Dot Property

Part of my role at Dot Property was to manage real estate agent and developer client accounts and identifying up-sell opportunities. 

Solving problems in a quick and efficient manner either for users or clients. I worked closely with the IT team on daily basis identifying issues on the website and testing new updates.

I was also involved with the production and distribution of Thailand Property Magazine (10,000 copies nation wide). I did weekly research and put together ideas for our blog and news. This was combined into a weekly online newsletter which I sent out on weekly basis to over 100,00 people on our data base. 

Big part of my job was to manage all English social media channels and marketing - Facebook with over 100,000 likes, Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram. I was in charge of our marketing calendar for our clients which involved scheduled social media posts and personalized email marketing blasts on daily/weekly basis. 

Other duties included booking travel, various research and projects done for the CEO and MD of the company, general admin, sales and marketing support.

Team Assistant, Admin

Woodins Shades

Main duties:
Serving drinks and food
Taking payments cash and card
Phone calls and bookings
Dealing with inquiries and complaints

Bar maid

Rooftop Gallery

Main duties:

Running the gallery and its maintanence
Managing day to day tasks given by the managing director
Booking travel and appointments
Dealing with costumers and their inquiries
Organizing opening events for the exhibited artists
Advertising of the events and gallery itself

Personal Assistant 

Jungle Aid Foundation

As a volunteer worker for Jungle Aid, previously known as Connect3E, I was responsible for collecting donations in the form of food, money, clothes, toys etc. I was also involved with documenting the trips to the remote villages through photography. On each trip we went to a different village on the border of Burma and Thailand bringing donations such as food, water, clothes, toys, books and also basic medical care provided by a certified nurse.  During my time with the organization I also organized a photo exhibition to raise funds and awareness of the charity.

Volunteer

Carrot Cars

Main duties:

Answering phone calls and taking bookings
Taking rent payments from drivers and writing receipts
Provide co-operation to any customer requiring assistance
Dispatching bookings to taxi drivers
Making sure taxis are on time
Planning routes and pick ups
Training and motivating staff
Making sure other employees are doing their tasks up to the standards 
Setting up new drivers with necessary equipment and registering them on the system

Shift Supervisor

I design epic content for exciting brands | Freelance Graphic Designer 🎨 | Gym Lover 🏋️‍♀️ | Mental Health Advocate 🧠

𝗜𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗲? 💀

Creating eye-catching designs isn’t just a ‘nice to have’ - it’s essential. So, why isn’t your design game on point?

I’m Jane - an introvert with a design whip and a sarcasm edge. Imagine minimalism and flamboyance having a scandalous affair, resulting in visuals that are the lovechild of a ninja and a disco ball. 

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀:

✅ Your graphics and visual assets are the first thing potential clients see
✅ Just like a dating app you swipe and discard based on visuals.

So, if you’re not grabbing attention and are just feeling meh instead of YASSS. Then you’ve come to the right place.

𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁?

Let’s get real. When it comes to killer design, it isn’t enough to just slap lipstick on a logo and hope for the best. Nope, you need way more than that! you need a full 360 authentic visual brand identity.
 
Your visuals are the first step in the buying journey, and first impressions matter - think of it like Tinder for business. You either swipe left, or you engage, it's that simple.

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘀:

➡️ Creativity: To make your visuals stand out in a crowded place and grab attention.
➡️ Precision: To craft designs that speak volumes and make your brand unforgettable.

Lucky for you, I’m the maestro and creative assassin of graphic design. I’ve crafted standout visuals for numerous brands like CityAM, Four Seasons, Château Latour, United Nations, and Lea Turner, to name a few.

But don’t just take my word for it, check out my work and testimonials further down my profile! ⬇️ 

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝘆𝗼𝘂! ⬇️

📌 LinkedIn Domination
Eye-catching LinkedIn graphics that demand attention and elevate your profile.

📌 Branding Mastery
Logos and visual identities for lasting brand impressions.

📌 Design Extravaganza
Lead magnets, slide decks, eBooks, proposals, social media assets, you name it, I design it.

📌 Websites That Slay
Stunning custom and user-friendly websites tailored to your brand for a powerful online presence.

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🚨 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗿: 

Yes, I rock tattoos and piercings. If that offends you, keep on walking, cowboy.

For anyone who is not trapped in 1984, are you ready to elevate your brand?

If your answer is HELL YEAH, then hit me up, and let's make some magic happen. 📩

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Website: janekisnica.com
Email:  jane@janekisnica.com

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