Straight Line Ventures Ltd.

Is there a “straight line” simple way to get new high paying clients? 

Yes. 

If you have a 6-7 figure business…

…a small enthusiastic audience…

…and a $1,000 – $30,000 offer you’d like to sell more of? 

I will PAY to put new clients in your programs. 

I’ll fund 100% of the lead gen, sales team, copywriting and management. 

All you have to do is deliver your program/product/service like normal to the new clients. 

I ONLY get paid AFTER the funds hit your Stripe or merchant account.

No upfront investment. 

All paid on performance. 

Would you be open to discussing? 

👉 DM me here

Founder & CEO

Straightline Copywriting

BRUTAL HONESTY: I hate copywriting for 4-5 figure offers. 

More specifically… 

I hate using copywriting to put more sales calls on a calendar. 

WHY do that when you can use your words to SELL those 4-5 figure offers instead?  

From start to finish. 

I know there’s a stigma around high ticket offers…

That they can ONLY be sold with sales calls dressed up in strategy session clothing. 

Says who though? 

As far as I could see… 

That was a bald-headed assumption that nobody actually wanted to believe. 

Ask yourself…

Given the choice between:
• Writing copy to book 60-minute sales calls
• Then spending hours closing yourself 

(or paying others to do both for you)

And: 
• Creating simple 6th grade posts that sells your high ticket program for you

Which would YOU choose? 

The first comes with a huge time, energy AND financial commitment. 

...and is the complete opposite of “straight line simple”. 

The second is a straight shot from A to B.

I do get things wrong sometimes. 

(so my girlfriend tells me anyway)

But with this? 

I was standing on top of that little X marking the treasure spot. 

For the last 2 years:

I’ve been closing high ticket sales using JUST copywriting. 

I write simple social posts/emails… 

Have a quick chat through messenger to qualify clients… 

Then send them a Google doc.

Usually 6 pages or less. 

Then:

High ticket clients buy.

Often dozens of them at a time.

A few recent wins:

➡︎ Closed $98k in 24 hours for a consultant's training program 
➡︎ Pulled $235k into a new coaching business in 1 month
➡︎ Added $463k in recurring revenue to a coach's Stripe account in a little over 3 weeks

No frills. 

No fancy funnels. 

Just some words on a page, arranged in the right way.

I don’t know if you’re married to sales calls? 

Totally cool if you are. 

I’m not trying to break up a happy home. 

But if you want to start using your words to CLOSE high ticket sales? 

👉 DM me now 

I’d be thrilled to chat with ya:-)

Copywriting & Marketing Consultant

FERN INDUSTRIAL SERVICES LTD.

If you’ve read this far, you’re probably wondering what my current business has to do with “Industrial Services”.

The answer: 

Nothing. 

Except that it taught me the difference between HARD work and SMART work. 

When I first started as an engineer… 

I spent several hours a day lifting, moving, and hauling heavy things. 

In some ways, I loved the challenge. 

I was young. And I went to the gym, a lot.

But every day I’d lose chunks of skin from my knuckles.

I’d come home bruised. 

Battered. 

Bloodied. 

Before I arrived, the business had 2-3 men working the jobs. 

After I arrived, it ended up just being me. 

I worked so hard the owner realised he could cut costs because he didn’t need to pay for other men to help. 

The result? 

I had to work even harder. 

Despite what gurus preach about the hustle culture…

The only thing my hard work got me was MORE hard work. 

Yet… 

When I became Director. 

I did everything in my power to make sure we worked SMART instead. 

The result of that? 

We got 5 days work done in 3. 

Then 2. 

Before long, we were in a position to charge 2-3x more while working 2-3x less. 

Since then? 

I’ve brought the same attitude to everything I do. 

Both for my own business AND for my clients.

I’ve become obsessed with finding ways to get 2x… 5x… 10x more juice from the squeeze. 

Over the past couple of years...

I’ve helped hundreds of coaches & consultants to put over $4 million worth of big ticket clients into their programs…

…without them having to stumble through ad accounts, do their best Wolf of Wall Street impressions on sales calls, or grow huge teams that require constant management. 

That way…

They get to spend more time LEADING and IMPACTING their clients.

And less time doing the things they hate. 

More juice. 

Less squeeze.

Director

There are only two ways to close high paying clients: 

1. With sales calls
2. WITHOUT sales calls 

Most coaches & consultants fall into the first category.

Because they were taught “you can ONLY sell 4-5 figure offers on the phone”. 

That usually means incredible LEADERS, THINKERS and CREATORS have to spend most of their time & energy booking calls and selling…

…instead of being free to focus on sharing their superpower with the world. 


❌ Worst case scenario: They spend their days scrambling to get people on the phone. 


❌ Best case scenario: They spend 10 hours on the phone every day to close 2 or 3 in every 10. 


Both scenarios lead to the same problem... 

Where is the time for leading, coaching and LIVING?!

The reason people need sales calls is because their offer is HARD to say YES to. 

How do I know? 

Because even with 60-minutes of convincing using the best sales scripts, people are still walking away saying “let me think about it” or “that’s too expensive” more often than not.

On the other hand: 

➤ Mercedes… 

➤ Rolex…

➤ Apple…

Collectively have offers that range from $500 to $250,000+… 

And they all have folks lining up to buy. 

Even when the price tag is far above their competitors. 

It’s not “branding” that achieves this. 

Although it certainly helps. 

It’s that they know WHAT they’re REALLY selling. 

(Hint – it’s never the product) 

What does that mean for those businesses? 

They don’t need sales calls to talk people into buying. 

YOU can do the same with YOUR offer. 

I’ve totally figured out how to take new (or old) offers and (re)position them into what I call G3 offers – offers that make your perfect clients say Gimme Gimme Gimme when they see them! 

Once you have a G3 offer? 

It's easy to enroll new paying clients WITHOUT sales calls. 

I use a short messenger chat & a Google doc to do it for offers up to $30k. 

Here’s how it looks in practice: 

▪️G3 OFFER (Get folks saying YES! before AND after they hear your pricing. I’ll show you how to position your offer in a way that builds demand, instead of building resistance)


▪️MAKE CLIENTS CHASE YOU (I’ll use the same content strategy I used to add $531k in high ticket clients to a single business with one short 31 day email campaign. No sales calls. No cold outreach. No ads. No webinars.)   


▪️EASY MESSENGER CLOSING (I'll close new, high paying clients FOR YOU with a quick chat through messenger and a simple Google doc)


Let's make it happen:-)

👉🏼 Shoot me a DM for the deets

In your corner, 
Dan

Dan Mallon

🔥 On A Mission To Help Busy, Professional Dads Over 40 Drop 30lbs in 12 Weeks & Fall in Love With Their Body 365 Days of The Year. Results GUARANTEED or Be Coached for Free 🔥

One client dropped 62lbs AND added muscle in 12 weeks.

Even crazier?

He DIDN'T:

Give up his favourite foods or social dinners
Spend 5+ hours a week in the gym
Or meal prep like a bodybuilder

He controlled his intake, hit his protein targets, increased his step counts, and lifted twice a week.

The result?

Leaner, stronger, more mobile. Wild

My clients lose 20-40 lbs of fat on average, build muscle, and reclaim their athletic performance in 90 days, all without living on chicken and broccoli or sacrificing time with their families.

I want to show you how.

Hi, I'm Gav Gillibrand.

For 17+ years, I've helped 750+ execs, business owners, and high-achieving dads in their 40s+ transform their bodies through The Fat Loss Code™, my proven 4-pillar system built for elite men with packed schedules.

The truth is…

To build muscle, drop 30 lbs of fat, and move like an athlete again, you DON'T need:

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❌ Or a complicated plan

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That's why I created The Fat Loss Code™ Email Course: A 5-day, no-BS email series that shows busy professionals exactly how to build muscle, lose 20–60lbs, and reclaim elite performance without giving up their lifestyle.

It's the same system that helped:

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Look I won't promise magic.

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Talk soon,

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Gav Gillibrand

Family shenanigans with my no 1 Alex Gillibrand ❤️


I know you can all relate to this one. 

😂😂😂

Where has the gym etiquette gone? 



Back in the day, everyone worked in with each other. 

Now? 

No bloody chance. 

Your thoughts? 👇

😉

The Osbournes at The Brits. We can all see it, can’t we?


GLP1’s are here to stay and the abuse is rife. 

It’s a very hard trap to escape, even more so if you’re in the public eye and are judged on a daily basis. 

So many celebs have suddenly “cracked it” when they previously struggled with their weight. 

It’s so seductive, isn’t it. 

Effortless weight loss. 

No hunger. 

But it’s not nice to see someone like this, whoever they are. 

These guys and many others need help. 

And they won’t find that in Hollyweird. 

What’s your take? 👇🏼

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I Help Leadership Coaches Sign Leader Clients through LinkedIn.

As a leadership coach.

You might face these problems on LinkedIn:

• Very few leaders visit your profile let alone becoming clients.
• Your content doesn't attract any of them even though you tried to post consistently.
• Most of the leaders you found on LinkedIn are "inactive" - it's so hard to contact them.

I used to be like you.

Frustrated and overwhelmed.

After months and months, I finally cracked the code of finding clients on LinkedIn.

Here's how you can do the same:

• Write content that speaks directly to what's in leaders' minds.
• Optimize your LinkedIn profile to position yourself as the perfect solution they're seeking.
• Warm outreach to leaders who engage with your posts.
• Send 100 connections a week to your ideal leaders.
• Network with people who have the same audience.

I give all of this for free.

Package in the free 5 Days Become an Leader Magnet email course.

Feel free to sign up and enjoy the value.

Ryan.

Free LinkedIn Crash Course for Leadership Coaches

Book a free consulting call

Messi has 8 Ballon d'Ors. Ronaldo has nearly 1000 goals. Maradona is still the greatest footballer who ever lived.


And I'll die on that hill.

Most people confuse achievements with ability.

Messi played his entire prime in the greatest club side ever assembled. 

Ronaldo played in teams built specifically around him with unlimited budgets.

Maradona dragged Napoli, who were a mid-table Serie A side, to two league titles.

In the most brutal, violent, defensive league in football history.

Where defenders could legally assault you.

Where the pitches looked like ploughed fields.

Where organised crime ran the city, cocaine nearly killed him and he still dominated.

And he did it almost single-handedly.

Then he took an average Argentina squad to a World Cup.

And scored THAT two goal against England, dribbling past an entire team like they were training cones.

With a heavier ball. 
On a worse pitch. 

Against defenders who could two-foot you without a yellow card.

Put Messi or Ronaldo in that era. 

With those teammates. 

On those pitches. 

Against those defenders. 

With zero sports science. 

Zero recovery protocols. 

Zero protection from referees.

They don't do what Diego did.

Nobody does.

But this is the truth:

Your GOAT is whoever you grew up watching.

Ask my dad? George Best or Cruyff. 

Ask a 20 year old? Messi or Ronaldo. 

My 8 year old son? Mbappé is the best player ever. Obviously. 😂

Every generation thinks theirs is the one.

But if you strip away the era, the teams, the stats, the trophies and just judge pure, raw, god-given ability?

Diego Armando Maradona.

There's never been anyone close.

Come at me. 👇

Getting old sucks. But you know what sucks more?


Not getting old.

I'm 52 now, and I'm grateful for every single year.

Because not everyone gets this many trips around the sun.

Mates I went to school with didn't.

People who had dreams, families, plans for the future, they didn't get to see them through.

But I'm still here.
Still get to be a father.
Still get to chase my goals.
Still get to wake up next to Alex.
Still get to make a difference.

Yes, the lower back aches when I get out of bed each morning.

The hips and shoulders niggle in the gym most weeks, but I'm still here.

^^^ That's just the cost of admission.

The alternative is not being here at all.

Every grey hair is earned.

Every weight lifted, every lesson learned, every moment with my kids, all of it is borrowed time that I refuse to waste.

Getting old isn't the enemy.

It's the privilege.

LFG!

Gav

The fitness industry is lying to you.
And it’s been doing it for decades.



Fitness influencers with 3% body fat, veins everywhere, and shoulders the size of bowling balls…

Claiming they got there with chicken, rice, and hard work.

Simeon Panda. 

He's one of many.

And this isn’t a personal attack on Simeon. 

But when someone with a physique that defies human biology sells you a training programme and a supplement stack…

And tells you that’s what got them there?

That’s a lie.

And that lie has a cost.

Ordinary guys, YOUR age, killing themselves in the gym, restricting food, buying product after product…

Wondering why they don’t look like that.

Because they can’t.

Not naturally. 

Not ever.

The standard being sold to you doesn’t exist without pharmaceutical help.

Ignore the genetic freak influencers.

You need a protocol that works for the average guy.

I have that protocol.

Comment the word "protocol" below and I'll send it to you.

Cheers

Gav :)

200g fillet, triple-cooked chips, peppercorn sauce…


…and a glass or red.  

Name a better dinner. 

I’ll wait 😉

I love a Q&A on Instagram. 



If you’re gonna rude to me, you’d better come correct.

😉🤡🤪

Hello, I’d like to join the manosphere, please 😂

Dan came to me stressed, tired, and fed up. 12 weeks later...



...he's sleeping better, performing better at work, and his wife says he's a different man.

"Life changing, Gav, thank you!"

I've got 3 spots open in March for men who want the same.

DM me "MARCH."

Amazing mum to the troops, even better wife to me...


...Happy Mother's Day to my No 1, Alex.

We all love you very much. xx

Do some bloody work!



Who’s with me?

Gav 👊

Is it just me or what? 



Time and place my friends. 

And the audacity to roll out, proud as punch!

Gents, are you with me on this one?

Or is just me?

😂

Unpopular opinion, but still a fact:

Alcohol doesn't make you fat.

Eating too many calories makes you fat.

Alcohol has calories.

Just like bread.
Just like pasta.
Just like everything else you eat.

Fit those calories into your daily target?

You'll maintain your weight.

Go over your daily target?

You won't.

I've been proving this for 17 years.

750+ clients.
20-60lbs lost each.
Most still drinking a few times per week.

The fitness industry makes it complicated because complicated sells programs.

But it's not complicated.

So I made a cheat sheet that shows you exactly how to do it.

The Social Drinker's Fat Loss Cheat Sheet includes:

→ The simple calorie formula for drinking
→ Best vs worst drinks ranked
→ Smart swaps saving 500+ calories weekly
→ Calorie Banking for events & dinners
→ Restaurant survival strategies
→ 7-day action plan

Don't be scared of drinks.

Be scared of the people telling you to quit them entirely.

Want free access?

1️⃣ Like this post
2️⃣ Comment "TRUTH"
3️⃣ Connect with me (so I can send it)

And I'll send it over.

P.S.

Why free?

Simple:

Your comment pushes this post to my potential clients.

In return, you get free value.

Win-win.

Gav :)

I’ve been in your shoes gentlemen…
Prioritising work and everyone else but myself.

Waking up just a little bit too tired.

And coming home with no energy left to give.

You think your family wants the 5 star resorts…

But they actually want to jump in and out the pool with the man they look up to.

Here’s the thing:

Your family doesn’t hear what you say…they copy how you live.

They think it’s normal to be exhausted, overweight and “too busy”…

That ends here.

You don’t need another fad diet, magic pill or fitness app workouts…

…you need a system.

One that gets results fast with no risk…

If you’re over 40 with kids and spend most of your days behind a desk, this is what you’re missing out on:

- Having the confidence to take your shirt off again

- Coming home with energy, instead of being drained

- Having drive and excitement to get more out of life again

- Be able to move without getting out of breath

- Being the man your family admires

- Being respected by your peers and co-workers

It’s not too late for you my man, it’s still possible to get in shape, but it’s up to us to make it happen.

If you’re ready to stop talking about getting in shape and actually start doing it, this is for you.

Follow me, Gav Gillibrand 
 
☝️ And drop the word CODE in the comments

I celebrated my 52nd birthday at Roka in London just before Christmas...

3 margaritas.
Tasting menu.
Half an edible.

Absolutely banging night.

Zero guilt.
Zero stress.
Zero weight gain.

Why?

Because 90% of the time, I'm making great choices.

Hitting my protein.
Walking my steps.
Training twice a week.
Managing my calories.

That 10%?

That's living.

And I refuse to give that up.

Neither should you.

I've helped 750+ men drop 20-60lbs using this exact approach.

So I packaged everything into The Social Drinker's Fat Loss Cheat Sheet.

Inside:

→ The 5-7 drinks per week formula
→ Every drink ranked by calories
→ Smart swaps saving 100+ cal per drink
→ Calorie Banking for big nights
→ Restaurant & client dinner strategies
→ 7-day quick-start plan

This isn't about restriction.

It's about strategy.

Want free access?

1️⃣ Like this post
2️⃣ Comment "ROKA"
3️⃣ Connect with me (so I can send it)
4️⃣ Repost to get secret bonuses (optional)

And I'll send it over.

P.S.

Why free?

Simple:

Your comment pushes this post to my potential clients.

In return, you get free value.

Win-win.

Gav :)

PPS. The edible was a mistake. Ruined my black cod...

Alex and I went to a spa yesterday. Here’s what it taught me about resilience 😉


Don’t quit
Stay in the sauna
Don’t be a bloody p*ssy
Shut the door and don’t pee on the coals.  

Watch this video over and over. 

Learn the lessons. 
Apply the lessons. 
You’re welcome. 

See you at the top, son. 

Gav 👊

PS. What’s your biggest take home? 😂

Last night I had two glasses of wine. This morning I checked my abs. 


Still there.

The fitness industry has convinced you that one drink = diet ruined.

It's nonsense.

Here's the math:

→ Average drink = 150 calories
→ 5-7 drinks per week = 750-1,050 calories
→ That's about 5-7% of your weekly budget

Fit it in. Move on. Keep losing weight.

I'm 52.

I drink regularly.

I've been lean for 30+ years.

And I've helped 750+ men drop 20-60lbs using this exact approach.

So I created The Social Drinker's Fat Loss Cheat Sheet.

Inside:

→ The 5-7 drinks per week formula
→ Best drinks vs worst drinks ranked
→ Smart swaps (save 100+ cal per drink)
→ Calorie Banking for big nights
→ Restaurant & client dinner strategies
→ 7-day action plan

No guilt.
No restriction.
No "sober curious" bollocks.

Just strategy.

Want free access?

1️⃣ Like this post
2️⃣ Comment "GUILT"
3️⃣ Connect with me (so I can send it)
4️⃣ Repost to get secret bonuses (optional)

And I'll send it over.

P.S.

Why free?

Simple:

Your comment pushes this post to my potential clients.

In return, you get free value.

Win-win.

Gav :)

What does 38lbs gone in 12 weeks look like?


Darren came to me stressed, sleeping terribly and just walking downstairs in the morning gave him terrible pain in his hips and knees. 

Tying his shoelaces was difficult!

12 weeks later he's sleeping better, performing better at work, and his life has changed immeasurably. 

I've got 3 spots open in March for men who want the same.

DM me "MARCH."

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