What I do (I'm like a growth-engineering generalist):
 • Clay
 • Copywriting
 • Programming
 • Messaging & Positioning
 • GTM Strategy

Top 3 "humble" brags:
 • Helped generate $1,000,000+ in pipeline for Sendoso in <6 months
 • Went from 0 to 400k followers (+ 3.5M likes) in <8 months for client @adhd_coach_ryan
 • Grew afro from 0 to 35,948 strands in ~23 years

Big SaaS companies I’ve worked with:
 • Clay
 • Sendoso
 • Rippling
 
...and Goldcast, Sybill, Taplio, WorkRamp, PackageX, HighTouch, MaestroQA, Shypyard, Stedi + more I can't fit.

My background:
 • Programming since 5th grade
 • Freelance copywriting since 17yo
 • Skipped college because I felt I didn't need it

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Christian Haskins

Schneider Electric Sustainability Business

Supporting industrial clients in sourcing energy, seeking sustainability, efficiency, and other energy related goals.

- Managing a portfolio of global industrial clients
- Support client relationships and account management
- Facilitate energy procurement and budgeting
- Represent clients in interactions with internal teams
- Coordinate with sustainability, efficiency, and energy management teams to deliver products and services

Client Associate II

Supporting industrial clients in sourcing energy, seeking sustainability, efficiency, and other energy related goals.

Client Associate I

Client Support Analyst II

Schemata Lux

Schemata Lux is taking an intentional approach to imagining the future to inspire and guide our culture through storytelling.

https://schemataobscura.wixsite.com/schematalux

Storyteller

Schemata Obscura

Discussing technology, culture, the past, present and future and just about anything else on my mind.

https://schemataobscura.wordpress.com/

Path seeker

Spectrum Business

Rep 1 CustSvc SB Tech Support

Genscape, Inc.

- Research and develop product expansion
- Monitor and audit biofuel facility operations for RIN compliance
- Monitor and analyze fertilizer & biofuel production, storage and transportation
- Participate in developing operational strategy
- Perform QA testing on applications and application data
- Develop reporting and analytic tools

a contract position until full-hire in May 2015

Analyst, Agriculture & Biofuels

- Measure storage of petroleum products from infrared video
- Audit division activities each week
- Translate data-rich documents from Dutch to English
- Perform other assignments as needed

Data Integrity Contractor, Oil Storage

Fiction for a Better Tomorrow § Tech § Futures § Writing § Always Learning

I am a lifelong learner fascinated by a wide range of subjects. I have professional experience in biofuels & energy commodities, hospitality and renovation arts, plus education in computing, communications and biology. Not to mention my driving personal interest in science, culture, technology and more...

I have a critical mind that thrives engaged in a variety of tasks and a fluid environment rich in information.

I have a driving desire to be engaged in meaningful work. I long to be involved in efforts that support people in building successful lives and a better society, mindfully engaged in the healthy future of humanity and the natural environment.

taplio

The Battle

Christian Haskins

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