Half-Man, Half-Meme, 100% SE

Do you see random memes on your LinkedIn feed? It’s probably me!

Are you getting phone calls from numbers you don't recognize? Me again :)

I'm only half-joking but when I'm not posting memes or cold calling, I'm doing everything I can to improve my business acumen and lead a life of integrity, optimism, and service. 

I'm passionate about making a positive impact in my personal and professional communities. Ultimately, my personal mission is to help others and hopefully make some people laugh along the way.

Caspian Lewke

I gave up YouTube in 2025.

Don’t get me wrong, I love YouTube, but it just felt like a time suck that wasn’t serving me anymore.

As a result, I wound up doing different things in my free time, like:

-Getting back into running 🏃
-Starting a podcast 🎙️
-Vibe coding (my vibes are infinitely better than my coding skills) ⌨️

Ultimately, I got bored more, which caused me to try things I haven’t done before and push myself in ways I haven’t.

This year I am giving up 2 things which I also love:

-Sour candy 🍋
-Energy drinks 🔋

Not all heroes wear capes, some just skip putting gummies in their cart at the grocery store.

Stay posted for updates throughout the year.

Oh yeah, and I’m posting on LinkedIn more this year. Sharing my wins, my losses, and everything in between.

PUMPED TO BE BACK!

#sales #learnings #2026

Streamlining Month-End, One Close at a Time

AE @ 6sense | Prob traveling w/ my Mini Aussie 🐾

Hey you! Ya, you! I see you scrolling on my profile…keep reading 👀

Still buried in spreadsheets? Still answering the same SOC 2 request or security questions for the 100th time? Still chasing vendors for evidence that should’ve been at your fingertips weeks ago?

It doesn’t have to feel like that.

A Trust Center puts your security docs in one place so customers stop pinging you for “just one more report.”

Questionnaire automation cuts hours of copy-pasting and lets you get back to actual security work.

Vendor risk automation means no more death by spreadsheets... plus, continuous monitoring surfaces issues before they become fire drills.

The theme: less reactive, more proactive. Time back for strategy, not chasing paper.


⭐️ Fun facts about me ⭐️

Played ice hockey in college.
Lived in Europe for 5 years. 
Never tried Ketchup.
Have Mini Australian Shepard named Sasha (she loves treats, send them our way!) 

*The views expressed in this post are my own. They have not been reviewed or approved by Vanta.*

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