Most founders don’t have a marketing problem.

They’re just serving a bland, confusing brand and wondering why no one’s coming back for seconds.
That’s where The Brand Chef steps in. 
I help service-based founders turn under-seasoned, inconsistent brands into well-plated, high-flavor brand systems that actually work:

✔ A clear recipe (positioning)
✔ Consistent presentation (visual identity)
✔ Memorable flavor (messaging)
✔ A website with substance, not garnish
✔ Design + strategy cooked with purpose 

Before I was The Brand Chef, I worked in real kitchens.

Heat, noise, chaos  and the golden rule every real chef lives by:
Clean as you go.

Fix the spills.
Organize the station.
Taste as you cook.

My background blends design, operations, and tech allowing me to go beyond just making things look good.

I’m fixing the ingredients that are off, the flavors that don’t mix, and the dishes that never should’ve left the kitchen. If your brand feels undercooked, chaotic, or stuck in DIY mode… we can fix that.

Start with Clarity:
The Brand Strategy Intensive is your 90-minute kitchen audit where we find out exactly what’s missing from your brand’s signature recipe.

Asaf Bochman🍷

Kaleidocopy

Conversion copywriter & email strategist

Oracle

Creative Campaign Support 

If you’re here, reading my profile, one thing is for sure: you want to make more money.

And you want to do that either by:

1) Wringing an already successful sales page or email sequence (in other words, optimizing it for even BETTER conversions)

OR

2) Crafting your sales assets from scratch the way only a conversion copywriter can successfully do

The good news is… I’ve done both these things. 

Repeatedly. With results that usually exceeded my clients’ expectations.

Take my latest sales page, for example, that made my client an extra $50,000 since we launched.

Or my latest optimization project that increased another client’s conversion rates by 15% (that’s an extra couple thousand dollars that he’s now making every single month!).

Or any of the other dozens of projects I worked on with huge and small brands alike.

So if you truly want to make more money with your business, you’ll consider hiring me.

Because unlike many other copywriters, I don’t use templates (every situation is unique and a template simply can’t give you the results you’re looking for).

I also *don’t* use ChatGPT to research your ideal customers (not only is AI making stuff up from time to time, but real customer research goes way beyond asking a chatbot about their pains and desires).

And lastly, I don’t make promises that get your hopes high only to be crushed with low conversion rates and disappointing results.

If I don’t think I can help you based on our initial conversation, I’ll tell you from the start.

So… still want to make more money?

Great! Use the link below to book a call with me (so we can chat about your current project):

👉🏼 https://calendly.com/emiliatanase/strategy?month=2024-04

Or, if not quite ready to move forward yet, join my email list here:

👉🏼 Kaleidocopy.com

It'll show you what I can do for my own brand (and tell you more about other clients I helped and how).

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Asaf Bochman🍷

Emilia Tanase

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