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I'm sorry to break it to you, but you probably suffer from Unicorn Dysmorphia.

Symptoms include:
→ An irrational belief that your startup is a "rOcKeTsHiP 2 da mOOOON 🚀"
→ Holding out for a mythical VC to swoop in and save you
→ Wondering why every other startup is successful and you're not

Let me liberate you with a fact: only 0.00006% of startups become unicorns.

You're playing a game where the odds are stacked against you.

But the good news is you don't have to play the game.

You can absolutely:
→ Run your startup without trying to always please others
→ Find investors who actually want to help you and don't just see you as a potential paycheck
→ Fulfill your mission and find success on your own terms


The Anti-VC can get you there.

I've helped 1000+ founders find the best path to capital that worked for them.

And I can do the same for you.


So if you're ready to drop (Uni/Corn) from your pronouns...

If you're ready to undo years of VC brainwashing...

If you're ready to capitalize your startup ridiculously fast... visit my Featured section 👇🏽

Saleem Ahmad 🤎

B2C Start-Up: Beauty Services, Tech Enabled. Women Focused, Giving Back Time.

My journey has shaped a deep appreciation for resilience and continuous self-growth. These lessons fuel my commitment to lifelong learning, meaningful impact, and building experiences that uplift others.

I am the Co-Founder and CEO of hālo+ (formerly Wax/d On Wheels), a modern self-care platform designed for busy individuals, transforming beauty and wellness into a seamless, luxurious, and accessible experience. We prioritize exceptional customer service while partnering with local, holistic brands and emerging small businesses.

hālo+ sits at the intersection of software, hardware, and fintech: redefining how modern beauty services are delivered.

With a background in real estate, I’ve worked with families across California and Texas, developing strengths in high-stakes negotiation, market trend analysis, and relationship-driven growth, skills that have proven instrumental in building and scaling a startup.

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