🦄 <- This you bro ??

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I'm sorry to break it to you, but you probably suffer from Unicorn Dysmorphia.

Symptoms include:
→ An irrational belief that your startup is a "rOcKeTsHiP 2 da mOOOON 🚀"
→ Holding out for a mythical VC to swoop in and save you
→ Wondering why every other startup is successful and you're not

Let me liberate you with a fact: only 0.00006% of startups become unicorns.

You're playing a game where the odds are stacked against you.

But the good news is you don't have to play the game.

You can absolutely:
→ Run your startup without trying to always please others
→ Find investors who actually want to help you and don't just see you as a potential paycheck
→ Fulfill your mission and find success on your own terms


The Anti-VC can get you there.

I've helped 1000+ founders find the best path to capital that worked for them.

And I can do the same for you.


So if you're ready to drop (Uni/Corn) from your pronouns...

If you're ready to undo years of VC brainwashing...

If you're ready to capitalize your startup ridiculously fast... visit my Featured section 👇🏽

Saleem Ahmad 🤎

Project and program manager with experience leading partnership-driven initiatives across innovation, economic development, and community-focused programs. I have worked closely with Economic Development Councils, city stakeholders, universities, corporate partners, and founders to plan and execute complex initiatives that support regional growth.

My work spans program launch and management, stakeholder coordination, event execution, and reporting, with a strong focus on keeping projects organized, aligned, and moving forward. I am known for a steady and collaborative approach, clear communication, and the ability to connect people and priorities to deliver meaningful outcomes.

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