🦄 <- This you bro ??

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I'm sorry to break it to you, but you probably suffer from Unicorn Dysmorphia.

Symptoms include:
→ An irrational belief that your startup is a "rOcKeTsHiP 2 da mOOOON 🚀"
→ Holding out for a mythical VC to swoop in and save you
→ Wondering why every other startup is successful and you're not

Let me liberate you with a fact: only 0.00006% of startups become unicorns.

You're playing a game where the odds are stacked against you.

But the good news is you don't have to play the game.

You can absolutely:
→ Run your startup without trying to always please others
→ Find investors who actually want to help you and don't just see you as a potential paycheck
→ Fulfill your mission and find success on your own terms


The Anti-VC can get you there.

I've helped 1000+ founders find the best path to capital that worked for them.

And I can do the same for you.


So if you're ready to drop (Uni/Corn) from your pronouns...

If you're ready to undo years of VC brainwashing...

If you're ready to capitalize your startup ridiculously fast... visit my Featured section 👇🏽

Saleem Ahmad 🤎

Hubert A.-M. Moik

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"Life is what happens, while you make other plans." - Henry Miller
I am on a learning journey. I want to know, how to make a waterfall out of a single drop of water.
Have a couple of successful exits under my wings, also experienced the Nirvana for startups. I try to make it better all the next times. I love to work with people smarter than me.
Angel Investor / Startup Advisor / Advisoryp Board Member / Venture Capitalist / Troublemaker & Troubleshooter.
Skills: Marketing, fundraising, networking, strategy, team building, motivation, interrupting bias in it's purest forms, setting up companies from the scratch, business development, pitches, network, making you laugh in ridiculously insane situations.

Don't hesitate, talk to me. I am happy to help.

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Hubert A.-M. Moik

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