🦄 <- This you bro ??

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I'm sorry to break it to you, but you probably suffer from Unicorn Dysmorphia.

Symptoms include:
→ An irrational belief that your startup is a "rOcKeTsHiP 2 da mOOOON 🚀"
→ Holding out for a mythical VC to swoop in and save you
→ Wondering why every other startup is successful and you're not

Let me liberate you with a fact: only 0.00006% of startups become unicorns.

You're playing a game where the odds are stacked against you.

But the good news is you don't have to play the game.

You can absolutely:
→ Run your startup without trying to always please others
→ Find investors who actually want to help you and don't just see you as a potential paycheck
→ Fulfill your mission and find success on your own terms


The Anti-VC can get you there.

I've helped 1000+ founders find the best path to capital that worked for them.

And I can do the same for you.


So if you're ready to drop (Uni/Corn) from your pronouns...

If you're ready to undo years of VC brainwashing...

If you're ready to capitalize your startup ridiculously fast... visit my Featured section 👇🏽

Saleem Ahmad 🤎

Open Source Founder | Adding a human touch to project management and how we view #productivity + managing #projects with #ADHD

Gloria is a product leader working at the intersection of technology and human experience, championing inclusive design for all minds. Her journey from emergency room nursing to product leadership has given her a unique perspective that combines healthcare compassion, business strategy, and deep psychological insights.

Her academic exploration of neurodivergent motivation frameworks directly informs her approach to product development, creating spaces where cognitive diversity is celebrated as a source of innovation. This human-centered methodology has yielded impressive results:

-- Directed product development for feature releases that now account for 60% of total revenue
-- Built an active and engaged community with over 1600 product users, enabling a continuous product-user feedback experience
-- Increased website traffic and inbound organic growth 400% through strategic content and SEO implementation
-- Built a universal design and inclusive (neurodivergent supportive) product from 0-1, including GTM strategy and demand generation

Gloria is particularly passionate about the ethical integration of AI technology, balancing technical sophistication with accessible interfaces. Throughout her diverse career—from healthcare research to leading cross-functional teams of 40+—she remains guided by a simple question: "How does this improve someone's lived experience?" 

She currently applies these principles at Leantime, developing productivity management tools that empower neurodivergent students and professionals.

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