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Story-Powered Copy Strategist

Luv-A-Rug Services

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UnifydTV

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𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵. 𝗦𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘂𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗹—𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴?

You’ve got the vision. The protocols. The stack that could change lives.
But when it comes to writing about it? It all starts feeling like a biohacking side quest you didn’t sign up for.

That’s where I come in.

I’m a seasoned copywriter turned ghostwriter helping health, biohacking, and longevity founders translate breakthroughs into writing that moves people. At 62 (biologically 38), I live this world: from saunas to sublinguals, mitochondria to magic—and now, something deeper.

Because real transformation isn’t just about what you take. It’s about what you transmit.

And that’s what great writing does.

My specialty? Crafting Educational Email Courses (EECs)—story-driven, science-backed sequences that build trust, spark action, and position your brand as a thought leader in the wellness revolution.

💡 A great EEC doesn’t just inform—it connects.
📈 It grows your list with high-intent subscribers.
🧬 It nurtures your audience—and converts without force.

Once the foundation’s built, I help scale your voice with:

📩 Daily emails that keep subscribers coming back.
📝 Long-form articles that educate, inspire, and rank.
📚 Signature stories and frameworks that make your brand unforgettable.

Whether you’re launching nootropics, red light therapy, or next-gen rejuvenation tech—your ideas deserve more than “pretty good copy.”

They deserve a message that feels like resonance.
That earns trust by design.
That gets remembered—and yes, shared.

Most of my clients don’t just want emails.
They want a voice their audience waits for.

If that’s what you’re looking for, message me anytime or visit:
👉 https://customerlistmastery.com

And if you’ve been quietly hoping to find someone who gets your vision,
your voice, and your high standards...

Now’s a good time to scroll back up.

Andre Janisch

Building the next generation of iconic American brands.

Hey I'm Chris.

I'm an email marketer.

I've written three books.

Here's the full story...

https://theemailcopywriter.com/about-me/

Chris Orzechowski

I'm speaking at Social Media Marketing World.

Who's going?

Owner, West Egg (an email & landing page personalization agency)

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