Aidan Brannigan

Digital Content

No Boring Brands

No Boring Brands is where funny, is serious business. 

We're the content agency behind the largest businesses in the world. Brands like Palo Alto Networks, Apollo, BairesDev, Demandbase, and ClickUp trust our team of creators to create viral Memes + Skits for their brand socials. 

Book a call to learn more about our approach to social media for brands in niche markets.

Founder + CEO

Melissinos Trading

- LP at 21, made my first investment from my desk in my college apartment, $30M AUM

Limited Partner

The Marketing Millennials

- Generated $3,000,000+ in top line revenue through content
- Helped lead content strategy and distribution reaching 200M+ people/year
- Worked with team to grow marketing newsletter with 100k subscribers and UOR > 50%
- Ranked #1 Business Newsletter for 2024 by Business.com
- Directed email marketing campaign responsible for $100K+ in-person event ticket sales

Content Marketing Manager

- Hired before my senior year at The University of Maryland, worked full time while finishing a double major
- Helped scale LinkedIn company page from 230k -> 1M+ followers
- Scaled brand Instagram from 18k -> 135k+ followers
- 1.6M+ views on brand YouTube channel
- Built the largest Marketing meme page on IG

Creator

Go-to-Millions

- Worked to ensure every touchpoint consumers had with the brand was flawless.

Workweek

- Youngest full time employee at the company for 2 years, did a little bit of everything, socials, newsletters, podcasts

Overtime

- Post organic brand content contributing to 20,000,000,000+ views across all platforms
- Content writer to 200,000+ Overtime app users
- Create niche-specific content for brand with over 30M followers on social media

Medifast, Inc

- 2020, 2021 Fortune 100 Fastest Growing Company

Marketing

Impact Snacks ♻️

Head of Social

- Podcast premiered in the top 25% of podcasts worldwide

Podcast Host

- Hyper focused on turning social media attention into intention.

Head of Community

Content Creator

I create content viewed 300M times/year, driving 7 figures in revenue, but my parents still think I'm unemployed.

I’m the Founder of No Boring Brands, the content agency solving organic social for B2B SaaS.We're generating 100s of millions of organic views for our B2B clients via evergreen content.Also...- I built the largest marketing meme page on IG in less than 2 years- I'm currently trying to gaslight myself onto Under Armour's board of advisors- I lost $500k in crypto when I was 20 - I was interviewed by WSJ about memes (they never published my article lol) - I lost a spam eating contest to Joey Chestnut in front of 14,000 people- I've run meme campaigns for a $100B+ company- I can probably hit a 4 hybrid further than you- I spoke at SXSW about memes- I'm a twin- My mom checks my follower count every day and takes a screenshot, so you better follow or you'll upset her- Featured in AdAge for a skit I filmed in my bed

I do a bunch of fun stuff

My boys make fun of me, my team makes fun of me, even my clients make fun of me for the fact that I’m single.

But I decided to change that. 

In fact, I decided to set a world record, while changing that.

Clay World Records is an ongoing campaign where anyone can create Clay tables in unique scenarios to claim a World Record.

A physical Clay World Record book will be made, YOU can claim your own record and be included in the book.

And I decided to be the first ever person to build a Clay table on a clay table while on a date.

(The Clay table I built is essentially pipeline management for my love life. Forget tinder.)

To set your world record, visit this landing page: clay.com/world-records

I Make Memes for a Living | Founder & CEO @ No Boring Brands | The Agency Solving Organic Social for Niche Brands

Anybody else keep having these random webinars added to their calendars?

I get it, you have my email and want to get my attention, but is this even legal to invite me to an event like that?

I almost joined one of these last week by accident. It would've ruined my week.

Get content like this for your brand at: Noboringbrands.co

My ideal work environment for productivity:

- Coffee shop
- Tall ceilings
- Liquid Death
- Headphones
- Couple making out to the left of me
- Loud breather to my right
- Homeless man staring at me through the window
- Loud barista who seemingly cannot find Sarah who ordered a Cold Brew
- Charging port
- Empty stomach

I mean, is this really too much to ask for??

I’m a simple man.

The real reason so many SaaS brands are boring on socials??

It’s not what you’d think.

The lifespan of a marketer is dictated by one word:

Differentiation.

If you want to differentiate as a brand, let’s talk: Noboringbrands.co

We send a once monthly agency update to ~150 marketing leaders.

We share client wins, team wins, and highlight a few pieces of viral content we’ve made in the last 30 days.

The entire goal of the update is to nurture our warmest leads.

But the biggest ROI from the agency update has been something personal for me:

I added my grandparents to the email so they can get a peek into what I’m building.

Both of my grandfathers were legit business men.

One of them built and sold an insurance firm.

The other was a President for Xerox in the mid 2000s. 

My grandpa who worked at Xerox received our agency update on Friday, where I shared a little bit about our sales process.

He replied, mentioning how he is really into retirement and doesn’t think about work much, 

But he said the email reminded him of the Xerox professional selling approach. 

And he provided a full breakdown of their SPIN selling process.

Something about being able to share my early career with the wisdom of both of my sharp grandfathers is quite literally the coolest thing I think I’ve experienced.

Work life harmony in full pursuit here.

Here’s something ground breaking:

If you want your brand to be witty on socials, the person making the content needs to be witty.

If you want your brand to be polished on socials, the person making the content needs to be polished.

If you want your brand to be unhinged on socials, the person making the content needs to be unhinged.

Luckily all of these are skills that can be learned.

But companies seem to overlook the importance of matching the talent they hire for social media with their goals of how they want to show up on socials.

Don’t expect the vet marketer you hired in 2018 who isn’t clever, to suddenly create clever content for your niche brand overnight because you decided you want to take a page our of Ryan Air’s book.

Like anything, it’s a skill that needs to be built.

Or you can skip the growing pains and hire outside help. 

Noboringbrands.co

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Want to know the MOST underrated sales tactic for 2026? 

You wouldn’t believe it.

Paid is the shorter term solution.

Organic is the longer term solution.

If you have a budget, throwing money on paid will get you more immediate results.

But over time, achieving those same results will become increasingly more expensive.

Whereas throwing money towards organic will easily take 90+ days to see results.

But over time, achieving those same results will become increasingly cheaper.

If you stop spending on paid, that leadflow will immediately shut off.

If you stop spending money investing in organic, the algorithm will still push ALL of your content 24/7. 

Both paid and organic have a role in your social strategy, confusing their roles is what gets you in trouble as a social media manager.

Paid, immediate results, short term solution.

Organic, slower results, long term solution.

underrated ROI of going full time on No Boring Brands?

i legitimately cannot remember the last time i was on a meeting i didn't want to be on.

also, i legitimately cannot remember the last time i was able to passively be in a meeting.

you know, the classic camera off "nothing from my end, thanks" type contribution.

every single meeting has a purpose.

every single meeting requires full attention.

pretty sweet.

this is me talking about making memes for a living btw.

I’m in NYC.

Get some breakfast.

Head right to a coworking space.

First thing I do there? Go right to the bathroom.

The train ride and oatmeal caught up to me.

I sit down in the middle of three stalls.

There’s a dude in the stall to the left.

There’s a dude in the stall to the right.

At first I sat down locked in on my mission.

But after 10 minutes I began to take notice of the fellas to my right and left.

They were grinding.

Working hard on their mission.

Suddenly I felt an energy.

The guy in the stall to my right said something.

"Can I get some TP??"

It was no longer just about my mission.

I reach down, grab some extra TP for him.

Hand it under the stall.

My mindset changed, we're now a team. All grinding for a common end goal.

Just three brothers doing their duty in the dimly lit bathroom of the 5th floor Regus in Manhattan.

I didn’t get to shake their hands but I would’ve loved to.

So now I’m posting this with hopes that they see this.

#thoughtleadership #teambuilding #shitposting

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SMMs when one of their posts finally goes viral...

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So it just gets dark at 430 now? 

Like I haven’t even eaten lunch yet bro. Relax.

Being an entrepreneur in a Tier 1 vs Tier 3 city…


Tier 1 city:

Me: *meets someone*

Me: yo let’s get coffee or something soon, i want to hear what you’re working on.

Someone: dope, let’s do it.


Tier 3 city:

Me: *meets someone*

Me: yo let’s get coffee or something soon, i want to hear what you’re working on.

Someone: why?

Masood Akbarzai

Business Intel Pro

Business Intel Pro™ is a remote Digital Marketing Consultancy & Agency based in the U.K. and USA. 

We specialise in B2B qualitative lead generation and sales for your business. We can tailor our models for both inbound-lead-gen and outbound-lead-gen for your product and industry. 

Our PPC agency is part of a large conglomerate that has a  team of 200+ experts in Media-Buying, UX/UI, Landing Pages, Creatives, Funnel Building, and more. We serve SMEs to large enterprise clients. We have worked with clients in eCommerce, SaaS, B2B, Real-Estate, Governments, Franchise Brands, and more. Our thoroughly vetted and highly trained Media/Ad-Buyers are the top 1% of talent in the industry working exclusively on our projects. 

We work as an extension or replacement of your marketing department, or as your dedicated marketing agency for your online paid advertising and overall digital marketing. We have worked with both CXOs and senior executives in marketing within an organisation. 

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- Creatives ✔️

Founder & CEO of                                          B2B Marketing Consultancy & PPC Agency 

Akbarzai & Co -  Akbarzai Group

Instigated UK operations for the family owned business known as Akbarzai Group of companies based in Central asia, south asia and the middle east.

Key roles :

▪️Acquisition of real-estate to revamp and subsequent sales leading to reinvesting. 
▪️portfolio profits in national businesses in the U.K.
▪️Connecting the parent company and building a relationship with UKTI  and Chambers of commerce to promote exports from the U.K and imports from the central asia to the U.K.
▪️Formulating a unique blend of mass consuming edible product using my Process Engineering expertise in collaboration with technologists and maestros of birth place of industrial manufacturing, Manchester U.K.  for exports to our parent company abroad.
▪️Created computational technical systems for the group’s mining business to stand firm ahead of its competitors.
▪️Produced thorough financial audits and models to improve cash flow, life cycle of supplies and profitability for the mining business.

Director Global Business Development

I counsel marketing agencies, eCommerce, retail, banking, legal, financial services, fintech and other service provider businesses on advanced digital marketing strategies and execution. I, along my specialist teams can create multi-channel marketing campaigns to multiply sales and profitability. I also carry out business intelligence studies on risk and competitor analysis for a business. 

I also advise national and international clients along our sister entities overseas on launch, CapeX, optimised operational costs, plant operations, organisational operations, and risk management of refineries, chemical processes, mass manufacturing and services companies. I have also advised existing manufacturing sites in reducing their operating costs without losing credibility on quality, standards and safety. 

As of 2017, I am also working on a joint project with an overseas partner firm to implement energy storage and reduction technologies at businesses with higher carbon foot print and intensive variable energy operating costs.

I advise our parent company Akbarzai & co on technical processing  and financial auditing of its versatile mineral  sourcing and humongous supplies; currently at over 10k MT/day — We are actively acquiring  new sites and diversifying into new precious mineral markets and international clientele.  Technical endeavours are in progress to expedite the supplies by cutting unduly  bottle neck and increasing cycle time of the processes to meet our company targets of double supplies by mid 2018.

For more information on how I, my teams and network can assist you in identifying pitfalls, risks and opportunities for your start-up or existing business, please refer to the below URL 

www.akbarzai.com/akbarzaiuk 

You can also read my profile under the key people tab on www.akbarzai.com

CEO          (Akbarzai U.K.)

Second Cup Coffee Company Inc.

Master Franchisee Manchester and Pioneer for the Canada's largest Specialty Coffee retailer since 1975 The Second Cup Coffee company Inc in the U.K

From start-up to over 70% growth in sales in its birth place territory for the U.K., Second Cup has proven itself to be a leading entrant player in one of the fastest recession proof growing industries in the U.K.  and worldwide. The industry at an estimated  total worth of £8.9 billion in the U.K. is anticipated to outnumber pubs by 2030 as coffee shops become the new local. 

Our USP signature products and the lounge "second home" dine in concept with state of the art interior decor is increasingly becoming popular across the country. 

We are expecting to grow to a total of 200 stores in 5 years across the country.

After successful marketing and PR campaigns for Manchester, I also lead and counsel for national marketing committee of Second Cup in the U.K .  Since 2012 I have created a network of organic independent marketeers to a chain of some of the largest influences within the digital media to reach out to over a million subscribers per month. 

My brand development competency is directly influenced by the family owned business of  brand development in new and saturated markets since 1964.

Owner Director & Master Franchisee (Pioneer and first launch in the U.K.)

CONTRACT CHEMICALS (KNOWSLEY) LIMITED

Development and amendments of SOP's and P&ID's. 

Carried out emergency relief calculations, detailed HAZOP's and au fait with SIL analysis.

Worked on various revamping & retrofitting designs of Plant items

Designed a distillation column using manual calculations and performance simulation Aspen PlusTM along the Sulzer's SULCOL. After successful designs of steady state continuous and unsteady state batch Processes, compared Pros and Cons of Batch and Continuous distillation and executed a thorough analysis of HETP, packing height and diameter of column taking the hydraulic constraints into account using Sulzer MellaPak Packings. 

Enhanced my understanding of the importance of batch distillation and learnt how crucial is a comparative study, to be carried out that can justify the consent of the most favourable mode of operation for any Process. 

Learnt the mandatory requirements of ATEX and DSEAR for a top tier COMAH site to comply with BS OHSAS 18001 and successfully executed temperature classifications against explosive zones in equipments selection for projects.

Worked on utility systems and learnt the control of TDS levels in industrial boilers to minimize water & energy losses by performing mass and energy balances. 

Worked on LEV systems and learnt how to improve the extraction of hazardous chemicals as per HSE requirements. Carried out various pipe and vent sizing calculations and gained valuable experience and knowledge of venting and relief for safety reviews of different vessels, reactors, exchangers and columns. 

Developed a thorough storage tank integrity program for the new legislation set for "Plant ageing" by HSE which includes periodical assessment of the tanks based on intermittent non-intrusive testing of the tanks.

Commissioned plants, performed drift tests on reactors with dual vacuum systems, observed flaws and proposed remedial actions.

Proposed and led, small to medium sized capital expenditure projects.

Process & Chemical Engineer

Attock Refinery Limited

(Crude Oil Refinery) Fractionation of crude oil and production of LPG for the oil & gas industry;

Worked with Plant and Shift Engineers on day to day trouble shooting and enhanced understanding of Process Control in hostile environments. 

Worked on safety Projects in the HSEQ department of the refinery to understand the incumbent requirements of ISO 9001 and ISO 14001.

Trainee Chemical Engineer

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About me:

Masood is an entrepreneur and a polyglot consultant with a diverse portfolio of experience in digital marketing, algorithms, data, eCommerce, real-estate, and SaaS. He has been a public speaker at 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐞, Alliance Manchester Business School, The University of Manchester. He is also a Chemical Engineer with expertise in mathematical modeling and reverse-engineering algorithms. 

His business establishments include the launch of an international franchise brand in the U.K., an eCommerce business, and a Digital Marketing Consultancy & Agency that counsels, and serves SME’s, large corporations, and marketing agencies. 

He was the founder of Akbarzai UK, the pioneer franchising start-up company for the launch of Canada's largest specialty coffee retailer in the U.K.,The Second Cup Coffee Company Inc.

Masood excels in working as an interlocutor for a multitude of organisations. He counsels senior executives and versatile organisations. He has advised businesses within financial institutions, Fintech, SaaS, eCommerce, real estate, and the public sector. Being a philanthropist, helping those who are less fortunate is something he passionately believes in and he actively takes time out, to work for such causes.

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